Author Archives: Mystertim

About Mystertim

Mystertim is the just a guy who has spent more than half of his life in the laboratory. Although he is not a medical doctor, he has played one behind the woodshed.

Feb9

A Cat and Her Human

Posted on February 9, 2016 by Mystertim

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Sammy and Daddy sitting in a chair,

One is bald, the other has hair.

They love to take naps, but can’t tell you how,

Only Sammy knows and she just says, “mao.”

02/09/2016

Feb5

Too Scary!

Posted on February 5, 2016 by Mystertim

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Some folks are afraid of monsters,

Even different people, say, a leper.

Supernatural things don’t scare me though,

Unless it’s nachos topped with a ghost pepper.

02/05/2016

Jan29

Open for Business

Posted on January 29, 2016 by Mystertim

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My laboratory is open so,

Don’t you worry, never fear.

You know that it’s always

A party up in here!

01/29/2016

Jan22

Call Me “Alligator Jones”

Posted on January 22, 2016 by Mystertim

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Deep in a vortex of swirling darkness,

Dancing where angels fear to tread.

Hurtling forward at breakneck speed,

My life is dangling by a thread.

01/22/2016

Jan15

An Excellent Read

Posted on January 15, 2016 by Mystertim

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Breathing heavily, heartbeat quite rapid,

Feeling like Romeo when he met Juliet.

Received a hardback, autographed copy,

Of the new novel “Oubliette.”

01/15/2016

Jan8

I’ll be Bach!

Posted on January 8, 2016 by Mystertim

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I was headed to the symphony hall,

To hear a rhapsody.

Changed my mind, went home instead,

Because I had a cat to see…

01/08/2016

Dec24

For Samantha (Sammy)

Posted on December 24, 2015 by Mystertim

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I love my kitten.

Oh yes I do!

Can’t think of anything better,

Than to snuggle with you.

12/24/2015

Dec19

Not Good

Posted on December 19, 2015 by Mystertim

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Spending time at a holiday party,

Watching friends, their families laugh and shout.

How I wish I could join in the fun,

But my Darkness is leaking out.

12/19/2015

Dec18

Holiday Poem

Posted on December 18, 2015 by Mystertim

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Met an adventurous Lady last night,

We threw caution to the winds and finally let go.

One thing I loved about her most,

Was her tramp stamp of mistletoe!

12/18/2015

Dec18

Not a Holiday Poem

Posted on December 18, 2015 by Mystertim

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About Mystertim

Sammy and Daddy sitting in a chair,

One is bald, the other has hair.

They love to take naps, but can’t tell you how,

Only Sammy knows and she just says, “mao.”

02/09/2016

Some folks are afraid of monsters,

Even different people, say, a leper.

Supernatural things don’t scare me though,

Unless it’s nachos topped with a ghost pepper.

02/05/2016

My laboratory is open so,

Don’t you worry, never fear.

You know that it’s always

A party up in here!

01/29/2016

Deep in a vortex of swirling darkness,

Dancing where angels fear to tread.

Hurtling forward at breakneck speed,

My life is dangling by a thread.

01/22/2016

Breathing heavily, heartbeat quite rapid,

Feeling like Romeo when he met Juliet.

Received a hardback, autographed copy,

Of the new novel “Oubliette.”

01/15/2016

I was headed to the symphony hall,

To hear a rhapsody.

Changed my mind, went home instead,

Because I had a cat to see…

01/08/2016

I love my kitten.

Oh yes I do!

Can’t think of anything better,

Than to snuggle with you.

12/24/2015

Spending time at a holiday party,

Watching friends, their families laugh and shout.

How I wish I could join in the fun,

But my Darkness is leaking out.

12/19/2015

Met an adventurous Lady last night,

We threw caution to the winds and finally let go.

One thing I loved about her most,

Was her tramp stamp of mistletoe!

12/18/2015

Feeling lost, alone and empty inside,

While surrounded by holiday cheer.

Tired of this hollow and pointless existence.

For me, Death is nothing to fear.

12/18/2015