Jan15

Don’t Answer the Phone

Posted on January 15, 2022 by Mystertim

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I look forward to reciting my delicate rhymes,

Intimate conversations between you and me.

And now that we have a brief moment alone,

May I remind you of your car’s extended warranty?

01/15/2022

Jan12

Try Again

Posted on January 12, 2022 by Mystertim

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I love the little daffodil,

Is the first line of this verse.

Tried it as the second line,

The rhyme got even worse.

01/12/2022

Jan6

Too Early in the Morning

Posted on January 6, 2022 by Mystertim

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Sammy is running around the place,

Like some furry, crazy nut.

She leaps from the top rope of my dresser,

Down on my sleeping butt.

01/06/2022

Jan1

New Year, Same Cat

Posted on January 1, 2022 by Mystertim

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Celebrating the New Year,

Since old one couldn’t last.

Sammy says, “As long as you’re up,

How about some Kitty Breakfast?”

01/01/2022

Dec24

Up Before Sammy

Posted on December 24, 2021 by Mystertim

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Truth is I’m getting older,

Full of aches and stiffness.

Yet I still leap out of bed,

Bright and early every Christmas.

12/24/2021

Dec18

Totally Gator

Posted on December 18, 2021 by Mystertim

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Stayed up watching Joe Bob Ruins Christmas,

Darcy, Ernie, the whole gang was fine.

It ran until the early AM hours.

So I slept in until nine.

Dec11

Role Model

Posted on December 11, 2021 by Mystertim

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I want to be like Sammy,

In each and every way.

I’ve tried, but cannot seem to sleep,

All the night and all the day.

12/11/2021

Dec4

Sammy Likes it Too!

Posted on December 4, 2021 by Mystertim

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Some folks like to burn candles,

Which is their nose’s albatross.

The scent which triggers happiness,

Is the smell of my pasta sauce.

12/04/2021

Nov26

Later That Day

Posted on November 26, 2021 by Mystertim

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Turkey, stuffing, gravy and potatoes,

Plus Sammy had three kinds of fishes.

Everything was going great until,

I had to wash all the dishes.

11/26/2021

Nov20

So Much Food

Posted on November 20, 2021 by Mystertim

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I look forward to reciting my delicate rhymes,

Intimate conversations between you and me.

And now that we have a brief moment alone,

May I remind you of your car’s extended warranty?

01/15/2022

I love the little daffodil,

Is the first line of this verse.

Tried it as the second line,

The rhyme got even worse.

01/12/2022

Sammy is running around the place,

Like some furry, crazy nut.

She leaps from the top rope of my dresser,

Down on my sleeping butt.

01/06/2022

Celebrating the New Year,

Since old one couldn’t last.

Sammy says, “As long as you’re up,

How about some Kitty Breakfast?”

01/01/2022

Truth is I’m getting older,

Full of aches and stiffness.

Yet I still leap out of bed,

Bright and early every Christmas.

12/24/2021

I want to be like Sammy,

In each and every way.

I’ve tried, but cannot seem to sleep,

All the night and all the day.

12/11/2021

Some folks like to burn candles,

Which is their nose’s albatross.

The scent which triggers happiness,

Is the smell of my pasta sauce.

12/04/2021

Turkey, stuffing, gravy and potatoes,

Plus Sammy had three kinds of fishes.

Everything was going great until,

I had to wash all the dishes.

11/26/2021

Over 400 dollars of groceries,

Were in that lady’s cart.

My bill was 28.50,

I’m just not doing my part.

11/20/2021