May16
Being owned by a kitten,
Comes with responsibilities.
But the one they never warn you,
Is that sleepy kitty disease.
05/16/2026
May4
Work today has me feeling like,
A tall dandelion in the clover.
A speeding mower won’t cut me,
But I’m going to get bent over.
05/04/2026
Apr12
People often question my mental health,
You should hear the things they say,
Asking, “My Dear, are you feeling quite right?”
I post poetry online, of course I’m not OK!
04/12/2026
Apr8
Rumor is I’m getting older,
My cat, Sammy is older too.
Big brother, don’t you worry,
We’re both still younger than you.
04/08/2026
Mar29
Thunderous paw beats across the floor,
In which direction, no one knows.
But those who lived through times like these,
Know it’s best to protect your toes.
03/29/2026
Mar15
Cat on my belly when the weather is cold?
You can take that fact and bank it!
Although when we get extra chilly,
We like to add an electric blanket.
03/15/2026
Feb28
Not really here today,
Not going to post a win,
Though my booty may be phat,
My soul feels very thin.
02/28/2026
Feb15
Temperatures are in the mid-60s,
And Spring snuck in like a torpedo,
So why is everyone shocked,
To see me dancing in my Speedo?
02/15/2026
Feb8
My favorite dinosaur name to say,
Is the mighty Diplodocus.
And now, I’d like to introduce,
The cuddly Petaplatypus.
02/08/2025
Feb8
Visited an underwater garden,
And hugged an octopus,
Now on my way to Australia,
To pet a platypus.
02/08/2026
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