Feb14

Obligatory Valentine Poem

Posted on February 14, 2019 by Mystertim

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Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Couldn’t afford champagne,

Hope you like Yoo-Hoo!

02/14/2019

Feb10

Meh, It Works

Posted on February 10, 2019 by Mystertim

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Mind screaming in painful denial,

Fueled by my adrenal cortex.

The Diet Dr Pepper is completely frozen,

Damn you, polar vortex!

02/10/2019

Feb10

Considered Adrenal Cortex

Posted on February 10, 2019 by Mystertim

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Sammy and Daddy huddled in bed,

When we’d rather hit the discotheques.

But alas, what are you going to do,

While surviving the icy polar vortex.

02/10/2019

Feb10

Brautigan-ism

Posted on February 10, 2019 by Mystertim

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Writing is not always an easy task,

Sometimes it leaves me feeling malaise.

So I will simply end this poem,

By using the word mayonnaise.

02/10/19

Jan26

You Get me?

Posted on January 26, 2019 by Mystertim

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This truly is a Winter Wonderland,

But the season should really cram it.

Oh look everyone, it’s starting to snow.

After I shoveled the driveway, d****t.

01/26/2019

Jan19

Let’s Get Tacos

Posted on January 19, 2019 by Mystertim

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Watching the snow fall down from above,

While Sammy and I are lying in bed.

Silence is pierced by screaming winds,

And all of the voices inside my head.

01/19/2019

Jan12

More Blankets

Posted on January 12, 2019 by Mystertim

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Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Couldn’t afford champagne,

Hope you like Yoo-Hoo!

02/14/2019

Mind screaming in painful denial,

Fueled by my adrenal cortex.

The Diet Dr Pepper is completely frozen,

Damn you, polar vortex!

02/10/2019

Sammy and Daddy huddled in bed,

When we’d rather hit the discotheques.

But alas, what are you going to do,

While surviving the icy polar vortex.

02/10/2019

Writing is not always an easy task,

Sometimes it leaves me feeling malaise.

So I will simply end this poem,

By using the word mayonnaise.

02/10/19

This truly is a Winter Wonderland,

But the season should really cram it.

Oh look everyone, it’s starting to snow.

After I shoveled the driveway, d****t.

01/26/2019

Watching the snow fall down from above,

While Sammy and I are lying in bed.

Silence is pierced by screaming winds,

And all of the voices inside my head.

01/19/2019

Watching the snow fall down from the sky,

One inch, two inches, three inches, four!

Piling so high it might touch the sky.

Going back to bed, please pardon my snore!

01/12/2019