Writing reviews of restaurants,
A shrinking supply of bon mots.
How will I describe this tasty dish,
Of divinely presented tater tots?
Halloween has come and gone,
Spent the holiday dating a witch.
We never left her house because,
She made an excellent sammich!
I wandered about the countryside,
Till no longer could I roam.
Returning to my domicile, I learned
Sammy was so happy I came home.
102 degrees in Los Angeles today,
Heat’s got me twisted like a double helix.
Living by the ocean should be sweet and cool,
But it feels like I’ve just moved to Phoenix!