Nov18

A Little Antiseptic Please?

Posted on November 18, 2018 by Mystertim

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I’m going to need some butt band-aids,

Really need to get them now.

Wasn’t looking when I sat down and,

Sammy the cat cushion, shrieked “MAO!”

11/18/2018

Nov18

Thanksgiving – Round One

Posted on November 18, 2018 by Mystertim

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Christmas is still fairly far away,

Yet Sam and I are getting our jollies.

Even as Thanksgiving Dinner looms,

We are eating homemade tamales!

11/118/2018

Nov4

A Quiet Halloween

Posted on November 4, 2018 by Mystertim

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There were no trick-or-treaters,

We felt forsaken and forlorn.

Then from above the night was saved,

By the one and only angel unicorn.

11/04/2018

Nov4

It’s Tortilla!

Posted on November 4, 2018 by Mystertim

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A wet, cold rainy Sunday,

Sammy fears she’ll catch the croup.

So we are snuggled down in bed,

Waiting on the crock-pot soup!

11/04/2018

Nov3

You Might Feel a Pinch

Posted on November 3, 2018 by Mystertim

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Sometimes I need the restroom,

And Sammy thinks I am mad at her.

She says I wouldn’t have to move,

If I simply got a catheter.

11/03/2018

Nov3

I Yam

Posted on November 3, 2018 by Mystertim

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I am not the man I was,

Nor am I the man I will be.

So I guess I have to settle,

For being the man that is me.

11/03/2018

Oct28

Take Sammy-nex Tonight

Posted on October 28, 2018 by Mystertim

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I’m going to need some butt band-aids,

Really need to get them now.

Wasn’t looking when I sat down and,

Sammy the cat cushion, shrieked “MAO!”

11/18/2018

Christmas is still fairly far away,

Yet Sam and I are getting our jollies.

Even as Thanksgiving Dinner looms,

We are eating homemade tamales!

11/118/2018

There were no trick-or-treaters,

We felt forsaken and forlorn.

Then from above the night was saved,

By the one and only angel unicorn.

11/04/2018

A wet, cold rainy Sunday,

Sammy fears she’ll catch the croup.

So we are snuggled down in bed,

Waiting on the crock-pot soup!

11/04/2018

Sometimes I need the restroom,

And Sammy thinks I am mad at her.

She says I wouldn’t have to move,

If I simply got a catheter.

11/03/2018

I am not the man I was,

Nor am I the man I will be.

So I guess I have to settle,

For being the man that is me.

11/03/2018

They say that I am crazy,

That it’s all inside my head.

But somehow, I sleep much better,

If there’s a fuzzy kitten in my bed.

10/28/2018