Apr8

Nyahh, Nyahh

Posted on April 8, 2026 by Mystertim

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Rumor is I’m getting older,

My cat, Sammy is older too.

Big brother, don’t you worry,

We’re both still younger than you.

04/08/2026

Mar29

Sammy Gone Wild

Posted on March 29, 2026 by Mystertim

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Thunderous paw beats across the floor,

In which direction, no one knows.

But those who lived through times like these,

Know it’s best to protect your toes.

03/29/2026

Mar15

If Sammy is Cold

Posted on March 15, 2026 by Mystertim

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Cat on my belly when the weather is cold?

You can take that fact and bank it!

Although when we get extra chilly,

We like to add an electric blanket.

03/15/2026

Feb28

Spiritual Angst

Posted on February 28, 2026 by Mystertim

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Not really here today,

Not going to post a win,

Though my booty may be phat,

My soul feels very thin.

02/28/2026

Feb15

Perfect for Valentines’ Day

Posted on February 15, 2026 by Mystertim

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Temperatures are in the mid-60s,

And Spring snuck in like a torpedo,

So why is everyone shocked,

To see me dancing in my Speedo?

02/15/2026

Feb8

Couldn’t Make Up My Mind

Posted on February 8, 2026 by Mystertim

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My favorite dinosaur name to say,

Is the mighty Diplodocus.

And now, I’d like to introduce,

The cuddly Petaplatypus.

02/08/2025

Feb8

Aquatic Fun

Posted on February 8, 2026 by Mystertim

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Visited an underwater garden,

And hugged an octopus,

Now on my way to Australia,

To pet a platypus.

02/08/2026

Feb1

Serious Author

Posted on February 1, 2026 by Mystertim

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Think I’ll write a fantasy novel,

A romance with ambience, leather and lace.

But not really in that type of mood,

I know, Cats from Outer Space!

02/01/2026

Jan25

Samostat

Posted on January 25, 2026 by Mystertim

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It’s cold outside, but I don’t care,

Don’t even wear long underwear!

How do I do it? How do I fare?

I cuddle a kitty with very long hair.

01/25/2026

Jan11

That Was a Close One

Posted on January 11, 2026 by Mystertim

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Rumor is I’m getting older,

My cat, Sammy is older too.

Big brother, don’t you worry,

We’re both still younger than you.

04/08/2026

Thunderous paw beats across the floor,

In which direction, no one knows.

But those who lived through times like these,

Know it’s best to protect your toes.

03/29/2026

Cat on my belly when the weather is cold?

You can take that fact and bank it!

Although when we get extra chilly,

We like to add an electric blanket.

03/15/2026

Not really here today,

Not going to post a win,

Though my booty may be phat,

My soul feels very thin.

02/28/2026

Temperatures are in the mid-60s,

And Spring snuck in like a torpedo,

So why is everyone shocked,

To see me dancing in my Speedo?

02/15/2026

My favorite dinosaur name to say,

Is the mighty Diplodocus.

And now, I’d like to introduce,

The cuddly Petaplatypus.

02/08/2025

Visited an underwater garden,

And hugged an octopus,

Now on my way to Australia,

To pet a platypus.

02/08/2026

Think I’ll write a fantasy novel,

A romance with ambience, leather and lace.

But not really in that type of mood,

I know, Cats from Outer Space!

02/01/2026

It’s cold outside, but I don’t care,

Don’t even wear long underwear!

How do I do it? How do I fare?

I cuddle a kitty with very long hair.

01/25/2026

Sam and I were sad and blue,

Our happiness had been deep-sixed.

Until parts were delivered by the daily mail,

And the handle on my recliner was fixed!

01/11/2026