Sammy jumped into my laundry,
Her “Mao” sounding like a RAWR!
But she wasn’t really satisfied,
Till she jumped into my drawer.
The laundry is finally finished,
Now to fold it and lay it flat.
Till Sammy jumps upon the bed,
“I’m sorry, but you can’t do that.”
Sammy was quite intense this morning,
Playing with a rather large spider.
I tried to save the lonely arachnid,
But sadly, it was already inside her.
I have a little kitten,
Who thinks I’m quite insane.
Like today when I went outside,
Into the pouring rain.
Looked around, there’s no one left,
To catch me when I fall.
Wouldn’t want to be rescued anyway,
I seem to have lost it all.
I love my little kitten,
She’s furry, soft and sweet.
But I do not like her tiny claws,
When she steps upon my feet.
Thought I’d start with an alligator,
But surely I would get bitten.
Probably should work my way up,
I’ll begin by wrestling a kitten.
All is lost and in disarray,
My existence is just a charade.
Things I think while dancing,
On the edge of a razor blade.