About Mystertim
Mystertim is the just a guy who has spent more than half of his life in the laboratory. Although he is not a medical doctor, he has played one behind the woodshed.
May 30
I was raised the old-fashioned way,
Stay in the game, get up when you fall.
For if you never played while injured,
Have you ever really played at all?
05/30/2026
May 25
Trying to sleep in this morning,
But Sammy had a lot to say.
“I don’t care you finally got a day off,
Get up and feed me anyway!”
05/25/2026
May 16
Being owned by a kitten,
Comes with responsibilities.
But the one they never warn you,
Is that sleepy kitty disease.
05/16/2026
May 4
Work today has me feeling like,
A tall dandelion in the clover.
A speeding mower won’t cut me,
But I’m going to get bent over.
05/04/2026
Apr 12
People often question my mental health,
You should hear the things they say,
Asking, “My Dear, are you feeling quite right?”
I post poetry online, of course I’m not OK!
04/12/2026
Apr 8
Rumor is I’m getting older,
My cat, Sammy is older too.
Big brother, don’t you worry,
We’re both still younger than you.
04/08/2026
Mar 29
Thunderous paw beats across the floor,
In which direction, no one knows.
But those who lived through times like these,
Know it’s best to protect your toes.
03/29/2026
Mar 15
Cat on my belly when the weather is cold?
You can take that fact and bank it!
Although when we get extra chilly,
We like to add an electric blanket.
03/15/2026
Feb 28
Not really here today,
Not going to post a win,
Though my booty may be phat,
My soul feels very thin.
02/28/2026
Feb 15
Temperatures are in the mid-60s,
And Spring snuck in like a torpedo,
So why is everyone shocked,
To see me dancing in my Speedo?
02/15/2026
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