About Mystertim
Mystertim is the just a guy who has spent more than half of his life in the laboratory. Although he is not a medical doctor, he has played one behind the woodshed.
Sep 9
When I woke up this morning,
It was from a terrible dream.
When I woke up this morning,
It was from an awful, wicked dream.
My Baby, she done left me,
And took all of her ice cream.
She took all of her sprinkles,
That made me laugh and act so merry.
She took all of her sprinkles,
Rainbow crunchies that made me merry.
I loved that woman so,
I even let her take my cherry.
Her whipped cream is just a memory,
Always tasted nice and sweet.
That whipped cream is just a memory,
Always tasted nice and sweet.
Don’t know if I’ll ever find,
Another tasty treat to eat.
I miss my little darling,
Two scoops of pure sashay.
I miss my little darling,
I’d give up two weeks’ pay.
Just to meet her in the kitchen,
For a banana split sundae.
09/09/2026
Aug 5
Living with a cat can be quite humbling,
Though, cute and furry, they can be rather judgmental.
Tried talking to Sammy in her native tongue and she looked at me,
As though I offended her, her family and the Meowlin temple.
08/05/2026
Jul 29
Explored the old haunted mansion last night,
Looking for ghoulies to photo, if I can.
Ran into some kids and their big dumb dog,
Who looked at me, screamed and then ran!
07/29/2026
Jul 19
I’d like to write a poem,
That’s meaningful and deep.
But when I start to self-reflect,
I usually fall asleep.
07/19/2026
Jun 28
Sammy is a kitten,
Who sleeps right next to me.
She doesn’t mind my snoring,
But hates it when I leave.
06/28/2026
May 30
I was raised the old-fashioned way,
Stay in the game, get up when you fall.
For if you never played while injured,
Have you ever really played at all?
05/30/2026
May 25
Trying to sleep in this morning,
But Sammy had a lot to say.
“I don’t care you finally got a day off,
Get up and feed me anyway!”
05/25/2026
May 16
Being owned by a kitten,
Comes with responsibilities.
But the one they never warn you,
Is that sleepy kitty disease.
05/16/2026
May 4
Work today has me feeling like,
A tall dandelion in the clover.
A speeding mower won’t cut me,
But I’m going to get bent over.
05/04/2026
Apr 12
People often question my mental health,
You should hear the things they say,
Asking, “My Dear, are you feeling quite right?”
I post poetry online, of course I’m not OK!
04/12/2026
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