Been through lots of awful stuff,
Everyone has, in their own way.
But now that I have burned quite out,
May I please just fade away?
Brand new weekend lay ahead,
What to do was quite the quandry.
So I did the shopping, washed the car
And wound up doing laundry!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Couldn’t afford champagne,
Hope you like Yoo-Hoo!
Mind screaming in painful denial,
Fueled by my adrenal cortex.
The Diet Dr Pepper is completely frozen,
Damn you, polar vortex!
Sammy and Daddy huddled in bed,
When we’d rather hit the discotheques.
But alas, what are you going to do,
While surviving the icy polar vortex.