Bought potatoes, carrots, onions, cabbage,
Pickling spices, garlic, a single bay leaf.
The important thing that I forgot was,
Does Sammy even like corned beef?
It’s Saturday night and I just got paid,
How I love living in the big city.
Theatre, concerts, an endless parade!
I spent the night brushing my kitty.
I’d like to be working in my lab,
Or on a beach with an outdoor bar.
I’d like to be most anywhere,
Than in this legal seminar…
As a younger man, I learned one way.
Efficient, simple and that was that.
Although, now I have come to understand,
One can’t fold laundry without a cat.
Again we worry about nuclear war,
Killer robots, mass murder, insanity!
Shut out all the noise to join me,
Canoodling underneath this tree.