May25
Category Archives: 3-Minute Poem
May24
4:30 AM
Half an hour until the alarm goes off,
Could the situation become any sadder?
I was quite blissfully sound asleep,
Until Sammy pounced upon my bladder.
05/24/2018
May21
Diet Dr Pepper
The local stores had all run out,
Looked like my weekend would be a drag.
Stubbed my toe and after swearing,
Found a six-pack inside a reusable bag!
05/21/2018
May19
It Was Naughty
I wrote a poem,
On this fine morn,
Couldn’t post it here,
It read like porn!
05/19/2018
May13
And Brushing
No one really loves me,
Should’a learned that soona.
Perhaps my kitten loves me!
Or she’s just using me for tuna…
05/13/2018
May10
Maybe Die First?
Buying art is a wonderful rush,
Masterpieces in a brand new home.
I heard a Monet sold for 84 million,
How the heck do I sell a poem?
05/10/2018
May10
