Author Archives: Mystertim

About Mystertim

Mystertim is the just a guy who has spent more than half of his life in the laboratory. Although he is not a medical doctor, he has played one behind the woodshed.

Mar6

It’s Complicated

Posted on March 6, 2015 by Mystertim

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Situations I get myself into,

Could this all be Heaven-sent?

Someone gave me candy for Purim,

But I had given it up for Lent!

3/6/2015

Feb27

Counting on Your Mispronunciation (Get Bach to Me)

Posted on February 27, 2015 by Mystertim

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I will never be the King of Prussia,

Or be meister of a kapell.

However I face the sunrise with,

A smile and a honey crisp apple.

2/27/2015

Feb20

The Price We Pay

Posted on February 20, 2015 by Mystertim

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Of all the things I’d like to do,

Sleeping, smooching or shaking my booty.

Those all have to be set aside because

Next week I have Jury Duty…

2/20/15

Feb13

Pretty Sure

Posted on February 13, 2015 by Mystertim

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I have never really traveled the world,

Never sipped wine in France or floated down the Rhine.

However I am pretty sure that “Meow”

Means Be My Valentine!

2/13/15

Feb6

Not Until Tonight

Posted on February 6, 2015 by Mystertim

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Blue skies overhead,

Wind blowing through my hair.

One day left of work, but

Wishing I was there…

02/06/2015

Jan30

It Helps, Really

Posted on January 30, 2015 by Mystertim

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We are all getting older,

And life is tough in the city.

Nothing relaxes me quite as much

As petting a purring kitty.

1/30/15

Jan23

Probably Been Said

Posted on January 23, 2015 by Mystertim

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Man, I’ve got the blues,

Down to the bottom of my shoes.

In my bed I’d rather snooze,

But I’m at work, paying my dues.

01/23/15

Jan20

Solitude

Posted on January 20, 2015 by Mystertim

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A man and a kitten,

Reclining in a chair.

Our not-so-secret

Sleeping lair.

01/20/15

Jan19

Meddling Kids

Posted on January 19, 2015 by Mystertim

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Cold and rainy Saturday,

Whatever shall I do?

Make a bowl of popcorn

And watch some Scooby-Doo!

01/19/15

Jan9

Work Ethic

Posted on January 9, 2015 by Mystertim

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About Mystertim

Situations I get myself into,

Could this all be Heaven-sent?

Someone gave me candy for Purim,

But I had given it up for Lent!

3/6/2015

I will never be the King of Prussia,

Or be meister of a kapell.

However I face the sunrise with,

A smile and a honey crisp apple.

2/27/2015

Of all the things I’d like to do,

Sleeping, smooching or shaking my booty.

Those all have to be set aside because

Next week I have Jury Duty…

2/20/15

I have never really traveled the world,

Never sipped wine in France or floated down the Rhine.

However I am pretty sure that “Meow”

Means Be My Valentine!

2/13/15

Blue skies overhead,

Wind blowing through my hair.

One day left of work, but

Wishing I was there…

02/06/2015

We are all getting older,

And life is tough in the city.

Nothing relaxes me quite as much

As petting a purring kitty.

1/30/15

Man, I’ve got the blues,

Down to the bottom of my shoes.

In my bed I’d rather snooze,

But I’m at work, paying my dues.

01/23/15

A man and a kitten,

Reclining in a chair.

Our not-so-secret

Sleeping lair.

01/20/15

Cold and rainy Saturday,

Whatever shall I do?

Make a bowl of popcorn

And watch some Scooby-Doo!

01/19/15

Building up steam now,

Gonna go all the way!

No more holidays to distract us

Until the month of May…

1/9/15