Author Archives: Mystertim

About Mystertim

Mystertim is the just a guy who has spent more than half of his life in the laboratory. Although he is not a medical doctor, he has played one behind the woodshed.

May9

Delicious!

Posted on May 9, 2014 by Mystertim

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Baking pies is a specialty of mine,

Made with plump, juicy berries so blue.

But nothing ever tastes quite as sweet,

As the season’s first BBQ.

5/9/2014

May2

That’s Better

Posted on May 2, 2014 by Mystertim

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Lab inspiration is lagging,

We need to get some hits.

Cranking up my iPod now,

Jump-start jam with Hendrix!

5/2/14

Apr25

Manly Man

Posted on April 25, 2014 by Mystertim

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People try to mock me,

Never listen to a hater.

Simply because I ride

Side-saddle on an alligator!

4/25/14

Apr18

WHOO-HOO!!!

Posted on April 18, 2014 by Mystertim

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I love my job. I really do.

So please don’t think I’m squirrely.

But I just had to smile and laugh,

They said we could leave early!

4/18/14

Apr11

Moving on…

Posted on April 11, 2014 by Mystertim

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Who’s that in the misty distance?

Charon is here in his ferry.

Finally upgraded my cell phone,

Adios my Sweet Blackberry…

4/11/14

Apr5

Saturday Ramblings

Posted on April 5, 2014 by Mystertim

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Of all the things that I could be,

I’d choose the dinosaur.

Not to be that big and strong,

But for the mighty RAWRRRR!

4/5/14

Apr4

News to me…

Posted on April 4, 2014 by Mystertim

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Wanted to work tomorrow but

Have to be off a day or two.

They say it’s called a “weekend”

So what’cha gonna do?

4/4/14

Mar28

Turn It Loose!

Posted on March 28, 2014 by Mystertim

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Challenges were everywhere this week,

But I’m not angry or bitter.

Gonna go out dancing tonight,

With girls wearing lots of glitter!

3/28/14

Mar21

Gotta Believe!

Posted on March 21, 2014 by Mystertim

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I’ve had better days,

And some that were worse.

But the forecast looks Sunny,

A happy ending for this verse.

3/21/14

Mar14

Toe-tally Possible

Posted on March 14, 2014 by Mystertim

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About Mystertim

Baking pies is a specialty of mine,

Made with plump, juicy berries so blue.

But nothing ever tastes quite as sweet,

As the season’s first BBQ.

5/9/2014

Lab inspiration is lagging,

We need to get some hits.

Cranking up my iPod now,

Jump-start jam with Hendrix!

5/2/14

People try to mock me,

Never listen to a hater.

Simply because I ride

Side-saddle on an alligator!

4/25/14

I love my job. I really do.

So please don’t think I’m squirrely.

But I just had to smile and laugh,

They said we could leave early!

4/18/14

Who’s that in the misty distance?

Charon is here in his ferry.

Finally upgraded my cell phone,

Adios my Sweet Blackberry…

4/11/14

Of all the things that I could be,

I’d choose the dinosaur.

Not to be that big and strong,

But for the mighty RAWRRRR!

4/5/14

Wanted to work tomorrow but

Have to be off a day or two.

They say it’s called a “weekend”

So what’cha gonna do?

4/4/14

Challenges were everywhere this week,

But I’m not angry or bitter.

Gonna go out dancing tonight,

With girls wearing lots of glitter!

3/28/14

I’ve had better days,

And some that were worse.

But the forecast looks Sunny,

A happy ending for this verse.

3/21/14

Trying something new today,

An energy bar made of meat.

Hope it’s somewhat yummy

And doesn’t taste like feet.

3/14/14