Oh frabjous day! Callooh!  Callay!

My laboratory was done today!

Though now I’m sad and start to weep,

Cuz I can’t use it until next week.

10/21/11

Worked hard all my life

For great job positioning.

Still I melt every day

With no air conditioning…

10/14/11

The day grows short, the night grows long.

October brings the chill of fear.

Except in retail where we say,

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

10/7/11

Destiny is a beautiful thing

It is yours and mine to take

Today’s destiny was tasty too

Enjoying Amelia’s birthday cake!

9/23/11

We work for the Great *** *******,

While the public points and jeers.

We don’t mind as we’ve been laughing our way

To the bank for thirty-five years!

9/16/11

I cannot find the words today

I’m feeling pure frustration

How do I write a poem

For a man who’s on vacation?

9/2/11

My friend, sometimes he worries me

Could his syndrome be Asperger?

Doesn’t really matter now,

He bought me that cheeseburger!

8/26/11

My friend, he is a Welshman

Just call it a hunch

This week he lost a bet to me

And never bought me lunch…

8/19/11

Everything is covered

With dry, dirty streaks

Would love to clean up

But no water – 2 weeks

8/12/11

The hot winds of August are like a roaring train

The blazing sun is really quite a pain.

But in the Lab, it is dry as dust

Somehow, the water pipes have bust

At least outside, it could rain…

8/5/11