I thought my idea was brilliant,

But the boss gave it the big kibosh.

And if I didn’t like it, I could end up

Working at the car wash.

2/10/12

Eat some ice cream and go to the beach!

It’s as nice as a day in May.

Can you believe it’s bikini weather,

Right after Groundhog’s Day?

2/3/12

The workplace is a jungle

Complete with trees and vines.

I must make my way to the weekend

To search for Valentines!

1/27/12

Chilly days and frigid nights,

Are special LA treats.

If I was anywhere but here,

I’d still be between my sheets.

1/20/12

Winter comes to us again,

With weather wet and runny.

A good weekend to stay inside

With your favorite snugglebunny.

Or, if it doesn’t rain:

The weather’s great! Let’s go outside

And find something to do.

But if we don’t, we’ve one to blame

Hey, not me! It’s You!

1/13/12

We only worked four days he cried,

As tears flowed from his eyes.

Have no fear, Monday will be here

Before those tears have dried.

01/06/12

Three days long,

Three days short.

Come in on Friday?

[redacted retort]

12/29/11

I love my lab, I really do

So it’s with great dismay

That I must leave it empty for

An extended holiday…

12/23/11

Be good my little children

For Christmas time is near.

Listen closely for Old Santa

And his sleigh with eight reindeer.

And take caution older kidlets

Treat all with loving care.

For you will never realize

When an elf is standing there.

And as for me, you’ll find me

Underneath the mistletoe

Waiting for a rendezvous

With the Girls from Deveraux

Do not laugh or spite me

Or call me a so-and-so

Either know my heart is full of love

Or I’m just an old mofo…

12/2/11

I’d like to do great things today,

Though it seems I’m out of luck.

Just spend my morning cooking

For the company pot luck!

(Not really.)

12/16/11