Hot dogs and beans,

Hot dogs and beans.

Hope I don’t get none,

On my blue jeans.

Took me some beans,

Put in a hot dog.

I ate it ice cold,

Like an angry warthog.

Hot dogs and beans,

Hot dogs and beans.

Eat them all up,

Your insides they cleans.

I heated them up,

And wanted to scream.

They tasted so good,

With a touch of sour cream.

Hot dogs and beans,

Hot dogs and beans.

Add you some hot sauce,

Stay near the latrines.

11/18/2022