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Tag Archives: Poetry
Nov18
Hot Dogs and Beans
Hot dogs and beans,
Hot dogs and beans.
Hope I don’t get none,
On my blue jeans.
Took me some beans,
Put in a hot dog.
I ate it ice cold,
Like an angry warthog.
Hot dogs and beans,
Hot dogs and beans.
Eat them all up,
Your insides they cleans.
I heated them up,
And wanted to scream.
They tasted so good,
With a touch of sour cream.
Hot dogs and beans,
Hot dogs and beans.
Add you some hot sauce,
Stay near the latrines.
11/18/2022
Nov12
Meow, Indeed
One must be cautious,
When sitting in a chair.
Once I did not look,
And Sammy was already there!
11/12/2022
Nov6
Behind Every Great Man
I have a king size recliner,
For the comfort of my plush derrière.
Yet I remain on the edge of the seat,
For Sammy is sleeping back there.
11/06/2022
Oct29
Epic Ballad – The Beginning
The Mighty Penguin Warrior,
Meets your gaze with a steely eye.
For when it comes to Fight or Flight,
This hero will never fly.
10/29/2022
Oct23
There She Goes
When Sammy gets into the catnip,
Her entire mental outlook tilts.
She’s running up and down the stairs,
Resembling a hyper-crazed weasel on stilts.
10/23/2022
Oct15
Such a Sight!
Summer is really, truly over,
I put plastic over the window.
To keep herself even warmer,
Sammy snuggled down into my elbow.
10/15/2022
Oct8
And Sammy
“Your poems have gotten too gloomy,
It’s better when you are funny.”
Giving the public what they want,
Something, something fluffy bunny.
10/08/2022
Oct2
Late at Night
Three AM and I’m staring at the mirror,
No tears left, my eyes are bone dry.
Searching for meaning and endlessly asking,
Why won’t you let me die?
10/02/2022
Sep24
Blithe Poetry 
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