Like isn’t like the funny papers,
Put that thought out of your head.
Sammy does not like lasagna,
But she licked my garlic bread.
Sammy, Sammy on my knee,
Why’d you sink your claws in me?
Did you think I was a tree?
Please jump off and set me free!
Not really sure how old she is,
And you never ask a woman her age.
Sammy has lived with me for ten years,
Longest relationship I’ve had at this stage.
Got some fuzzy slippers,
For my chilly little toes.
Wish I had another,
For my very frigid nose.
In bed is where I wish to be,
Where nobody can get to me.
Under blankets, safe from strife,
And avoiding my unwanted life.
Happy birthday to me,
Born in a pine tree.
I look just like Santa,
Glad you remembered me.
Wanted to sit in my favorite chair,
But I found Sammy sleeping there.
When asked to move onto the bed,
One eye opened and “Mao” she said.
Christmas is coming,
Are you prepared for that?
Don’t forget to buy a gift,
For that darn cat.