Tag Archives: Poetry

Aug13

She Would Destroy It

Posted on August 13, 2022 by Mystertim

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Something has stirred Sammy’s primal force,

She’s cool, but deadly like James Bond in Prague.

What can I do to soothe this most savage of beasts,

Maybe go to the park and get her a Chicago Dog?

08/13/2022

Aug7

Out of Fried Chicken

Posted on August 7, 2022 by Mystertim

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Not quite as young as I was once,

Some Sunday traditions with Sammy remain,

Instead of sleeping all morning to recover from the night,

It’s cold pizza for breakfast and watching the rain.

08/07/2022

Jul30

Having Sammy Helps

Posted on July 30, 2022 by Mystertim

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If I look a little weathered,

Or perhaps a wee bit scruffy.

Just had a total knee replacement,

And don’t feel as cute as Buffy.

07/30/2022

Jul24

Petty Gripe

Posted on July 24, 2022 by Mystertim

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It’s hot, it’s humid,

The weather just sucks.

No one likes it,

Not even the ducks.

07/24/2022

Jul16

Glad It Wasn’t a Quarter

Posted on July 16, 2022 by Mystertim

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For favors asked, I promised my son,

That I would give him a shiny new nickel.

After all these years if he cashes in,

I’ll be in a financial pickle!

07/16/2022

Jul9

Small Town Saturday

Posted on July 9, 2022 by Mystertim

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Small town living is not too bad,

Where it’s mostly safe after dark.

There’s a cool breeze and plenty of shade,

While I enjoy a hotdog in the park.

07/09/2022

Jul3

Could Go Either Way

Posted on July 3, 2022 by Mystertim

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Sammy has her routines,

Is rather set in her ways.

Wonder how she will feel,

With me home for three days?

07/03/2022

Jun25

After-Nap

Posted on June 25, 2022 by Mystertim

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Sammy is my little friend,

With a fuzzy-wuzzy kitten head.

But she’s been getting kind of lazy,

And hasn’t made her side of the bed.

06/25/2022

Jun18

Them Dino Blues – Herbivore Verse

Posted on June 18, 2022 by Mystertim

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Saw a Brontosaurus,

Is that still a thing?

Now it’s Apatosaurus?

Man, that don’t sing!

(chorus)

I’m being stomped by a dinosaur,

Ground into mulch by an herbivore.

You can slip my body right under the door,

Cause I’ve been squished by a dinosaur.

06/18/2022

Jun18

Them Dino Blues

Posted on June 18, 2022 by Mystertim

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I want to get eaten by a dinosaur,

I want to get eaten by a dinosaur.

Won’t have to pay my rent no more,

If I get eaten by a dinosaur.

(verse)

Ran into a T-Rex,

Big as a House!

Standing next to him,

I look like a mouse.

(chorus)

I might get eaten by a dinosaur,

I might get eaten by a dinosaur.

Won’t have to go to work no more,

If I get eaten by a dinosaur.

(verse)

Perhaps I can outsmart them,

I’ll give it a whirl.

Oh no, its a raptor,

What a clever girl!

(chorus)

Something has stirred Sammy’s primal force,

She’s cool, but deadly like James Bond in Prague.

What can I do to soothe this most savage of beasts,

Maybe go to the park and get her a Chicago Dog?

08/13/2022

Not quite as young as I was once,

Some Sunday traditions with Sammy remain,

Instead of sleeping all morning to recover from the night,

It’s cold pizza for breakfast and watching the rain.

08/07/2022

If I look a little weathered,

Or perhaps a wee bit scruffy.

Just had a total knee replacement,

And don’t feel as cute as Buffy.

07/30/2022

It’s hot, it’s humid,

The weather just sucks.

No one likes it,

Not even the ducks.

07/24/2022

For favors asked, I promised my son,

That I would give him a shiny new nickel.

After all these years if he cashes in,

I’ll be in a financial pickle!

07/16/2022

Small town living is not too bad,

Where it’s mostly safe after dark.

There’s a cool breeze and plenty of shade,

While I enjoy a hotdog in the park.

07/09/2022

Sammy has her routines,

Is rather set in her ways.

Wonder how she will feel,

With me home for three days?

07/03/2022

Sammy is my little friend,

With a fuzzy-wuzzy kitten head.

But she’s been getting kind of lazy,

And hasn’t made her side of the bed.

06/25/2022

Saw a Brontosaurus,

Is that still a thing?

Now it’s Apatosaurus?

Man, that don’t sing!

I’m being stomped by a dinosaur,

Ground into mulch by an herbivore.

You can slip my body right under the door,

Cause I’ve been squished by a dinosaur.

06/18/2022

I want to get eaten by a dinosaur,

I want to get eaten by a dinosaur.

Won’t have to pay my rent no more,

If I get eaten by a dinosaur.

Ran into a T-Rex,

Big as a House!

Standing next to him,

I look like a mouse.

I might get eaten by a dinosaur,

I might get eaten by a dinosaur.

Won’t have to go to work no more,

If I get eaten by a dinosaur.

Perhaps I can outsmart them,

I’ll give it a whirl.

Oh no, its a raptor,

What a clever girl!

I’m being eaten by a dinosaur,

I’m being eaten by a dinosaur.

Guess I don’t have to adult no more,

Since I’ve been eaten by a dinosaur.

06/18/2022