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Author Archives: Mystertim
Feb26
Feeling it
Been listening to the older tunes,
Everything from Unicorn to Should I go or should I stay.
Only a few still light a fire in my soul,
Remember it’s better to burn out than fade away…
02/26/2016
Feb21
He’s a Lil Gentleman
My brother is a fancy guy,
His bathroom has a bidet.
Me, I hang out at McDonald’s
Eating some fish fillet…
02/21/2016
Feb19
Makes a Great Breakfast!
Our cooking styles work well for us,
Though the recipes will never save lives.
For breakfast we had cheesy tater tots,
With hot sauce, sour cream and chives.
02/19/2016
Feb12
Yawn
Depression is a wicked thing,
Can make you sad and weepy.
Rest assured that I’m not sad,
Just really, really sleepy.
02/12/2016
Feb9
A Cat and Her Human
Sammy and Daddy sitting in a chair,
One is bald, the other has hair.
They love to take naps, but can’t tell you how,
Only Sammy knows and she just says, “mao.”
02/09/2016
Feb5
Too Scary!
Some folks are afraid of monsters,
Even different people, say, a leper.
Supernatural things don’t scare me though,
Unless it’s nachos topped with a ghost pepper.
02/05/2016
Jan29
Open for Business
My laboratory is open so,
Don’t you worry, never fear.
You know that it’s always
A party up in here!
01/29/2016
Jan22
Call Me “Alligator Jones”
Deep in a vortex of swirling darkness,
Dancing where angels fear to tread.
Hurtling forward at breakneck speed,
My life is dangling by a thread.
01/22/2016
Jan15
Blithe Poetry 
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