The culinary life is very hard,
Continually getting into scuffles.
Wonder why they get so mad,
Cuz I like truffles in my wuffles…
The time has come, my waiter said,
To talk of many things.
Sandwiches with tater tots?
Chili fries or frings?
The local stores had all run out,
Looked like my weekend would be a drag.
Stubbed my toe and after swearing,
Found a six-pack inside a reusable bag!
Be daring in the kitchen,
Breakout of your routines!
Yet none of them would try,
Chili made with jelly beans.
Straight from the oven, it’s piping hot.
With speed so fast, I would shame a cheetah,
Molten cheese fuses to the roof of my mouth.
There’s nothing worse than a sneaky pizza!