I like chicken,
I like beef.
Put some food,
Between my teef!
The culinary life is very hard,
Continually getting into scuffles.
Wonder why they get so mad,
Cuz I like truffles in my wuffles…
The local stores had all run out,
Looked like my weekend would be a drag.
Stubbed my toe and after swearing,
Found a six-pack inside a reusable bag!
Be daring in the kitchen,
Breakout of your routines!
Yet none of them would try,
Chili made with jelly beans.