The time has come, my waiter said,
To talk of many things.
Sandwiches with tater tots?
Chili fries or frings?
The local stores had all run out,
Looked like my weekend would be a drag.
Stubbed my toe and after swearing,
Found a six-pack inside a reusable bag!
Be daring in the kitchen,
Breakout of your routines!
Yet none of them would try,
Chili made with jelly beans.
Straight from the oven, it’s piping hot.
With speed so fast, I would shame a cheetah,
Molten cheese fuses to the roof of my mouth.
There’s nothing worse than a sneaky pizza!
The day is going to be a difficult one,
It requires the kind of energy that will last.
To ensure my endurance is up to snuff,
I’ll have tacos with hot sauce for my breakfast!