May10
When I was an little bitty gator,
My Mamma would toss me in a crater.
I crawled back out to find something to chomp.
But I couldn’t get a waiter,
So I told them, “Later.”
Wound up taking a romp right through the swamp.
05/10/2020
Nov2
If you might
And if you please,
May I have some
Pickles and cheese?
What I need
Are pickles and cheese.
They always put
My tummy at ease.
I’ll eat them indoors,
Or out in the breeze.
Oh, I how I love
Those pickles and cheese.
I never catch cold,
And I never sneeze.
Thanks to those wonderful
Pickles and cheese.
I’ve been to the rooftop
And climbed up some trees.
All in my search for
Pickles and cheese.
I’ve asked very nicely,
Got down on my knees.
So won’t you please give me,
Some pickles and cheese?
What have you there?
Do you mean to appease?
That’s a glorious plate
Of pickles and cheese!
Thank you so much for
The pickles and cheese.
Now let’s go to bed
And catch us some Z’s.
11/02/2019
Aug22
I like chicken,
I like beef.
Put some food,
Between my teef!
08/22/2019
Jul22
The culinary life is very hard,
Continually getting into scuffles.
Wonder why they get so mad,
Cuz I like truffles in my wuffles…
07/22/2018
Jul13
The time has come, my waiter said,
To talk of many things.
Sandwiches with tater tots?
Chili fries or frings?
07/13/2018
May21
The local stores had all run out,
Looked like my weekend would be a drag.
Stubbed my toe and after swearing,
Found a six-pack inside a reusable bag!
05/21/2018
Mar18
Be daring in the kitchen,
Breakout of your routines!
Yet none of them would try,
Chili made with jelly beans.
03/18/2018
Dec15
Straight from the oven, it’s piping hot.
With speed so fast, I would shame a cheetah,
Molten cheese fuses to the roof of my mouth.
There’s nothing worse than a sneaky pizza!
12/15/2017
Aug4
The day is going to be a difficult one,
It requires the kind of energy that will last.
To ensure my endurance is up to snuff,
I’ll have tacos with hot sauce for my breakfast!
08/04/2017
May5
Food presentation is not my forte,
It resembles the paintings of Picasso’s.
They may be messy, but sure taste good,
Need a spoon with a plate of my tacos?
05/05/2017