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Author Archives: Mystertim
Jul17
Some Things Don’t Change
In California, being healthy is all the rage,
If you aren’t, you’re treated like a leper.
So I ate the salads, the brie and tofu,
Now bring me a Diet Dr Pepper!
07/17/2015
Jul10
Hmmm…
Summers of my active youth were filled,
With baseball, fireflies and gigging frogs.
Older now, I get to fire up the grill,
Serving burgers, corn and spicy hot dogs.
07/10/2015
Jul8
Please?
Mother Nature Rumbles,
Rain is good for the crops.
But I wish it was a shower
Of tasty lollipops.
07/08/2015
Jul5
Love Your Pets
Big city fireworks go off with a roar,
KABOOM! POW! WHOOSH! ALARM!
But I was at home instead of the park,
Protecting my kitten from harm.
07/05/2015
Jul2
Today Is Not Friday
Why did you publish a poem today?
You have a Friday commitment to keep!
Tomorrow I don’t have to go to work,
So I’ll probably be asleep.
7/2/15
Jul2
I’m Learning
Sammy is a kitty,
She goes “Mao, Mao, Mao.”
When she makes those noises,
She wants something now!
7/2/15
Jun26
How Hot Is It?
The weather is really getting hot,
And the humidity makes things oogie.
Makes it hard to get up and dance.
Ain’t got no boogie in my woogie.
06/26/2015
Jun19
By Any Other Name
Busy, busy, busy all weekend long,
So I’ll have to catch up with you later.
Out of all the things I need to do,
Guess I’ll start by wrassling that gator!
06/19/2015
Jun12
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