Tag Archives: Alligator

Jul3

Baby Steps

Posted on July 3, 2020 by Mystertim

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Thought I’d start with an alligator,

But surely I would get bitten.

Probably should work my way up,

I’ll begin by wrestling a kitten.

07/03/2020

May10

WTH?

Posted on May 10, 2020 by Mystertim

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When I was an little bitty gator,

My Mamma would toss me in a crater.

I crawled back out to find something to chomp.

But I couldn’t get a waiter,

So I told them, “Later.”

Wound up taking a romp right through the swamp.

05/10/2020

Sep15

Happiness Is…

Posted on September 15, 2017 by Mystertim

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I tried to think of happier thoughts,

True love, Christmas or ice cream cones.

They couldn’t compete with the sheer delight,

Of Sammy chomping on alligator bones.

09/15/2017

Jun19

By Any Other Name

Posted on June 19, 2015 by Mystertim

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Blithe Poetry

Have a Sunshine Day and an Apple Pie Weekend!

Tag Archives: Alligator

Baby Steps

Thought I’d start with an alligator,

But surely I would get bitten.

Probably should work my way up,

I’ll begin by wrestling a kitten.

07/03/2020

WTH?

When I was an little bitty gator,

My Mamma would toss me in a crater.

I crawled back out to find something to chomp.

But I couldn’t get a waiter,

So I told them, “Later.”

Wound up taking a romp right through the swamp.

05/10/2020

Happiness Is…

I tried to think of happier thoughts,

True love, Christmas or ice cream cones.

They couldn’t compete with the sheer delight,

Of Sammy chomping on alligator bones.

09/15/2017

By Any Other Name

Busy, busy, busy all weekend long,

So I’ll have to catch up with you later.

Out of all the things I need to do,

Guess I’ll start by wrassling that gator!

06/19/2015