Author Archives: Mystertim

About Mystertim

Mystertim is the just a guy who has spent more than half of his life in the laboratory. Although he is not a medical doctor, he has played one behind the woodshed.

Apr3

Story of My Life

Posted on April 3, 2015 by Mystertim

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We have such lovely weather,

Makes me want to go and play.

But I did not win the lottery,

Guess I’ll go to work today…

04/03/2015

Mar27

Choose Your Side

Posted on March 27, 2015 by Mystertim

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The day is bright and open,

We could do so many things.

Alas, today is Friday,

And I wanted onion rings!

03/27/2015

Mar21

Since You Insist…

Posted on March 21, 2015 by Mystertim

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On Tuesday I had a pot of gold,

The next day it was gone.

I’m just a recent victim of,

The Classic Lepre-Con.

3/21/15

Mar20

Sweet, Sweet Nectar

Posted on March 20, 2015 by Mystertim

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Life can be easy like a summer breeze,

Or burden you like a common schlepper.

And yet I long for everyday,

Some Dublin Dr Pepper…

3/20/15

Mar13

Hit It Hard!

Posted on March 13, 2015 by Mystertim

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There is no time to snooze,

Ain’t got time to have the blues.

Time to get out and hit that street

Dancing on my hap-hap-happy feet!

3/13/2015

Mar6

It’s Complicated

Posted on March 6, 2015 by Mystertim

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Situations I get myself into,

Could this all be Heaven-sent?

Someone gave me candy for Purim,

But I had given it up for Lent!

3/6/2015

Feb27

Counting on Your Mispronunciation (Get Bach to Me)

Posted on February 27, 2015 by Mystertim

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I will never be the King of Prussia,

Or be meister of a kapell.

However I face the sunrise with,

A smile and a honey crisp apple.

2/27/2015

Feb20

The Price We Pay

Posted on February 20, 2015 by Mystertim

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Of all the things I’d like to do,

Sleeping, smooching or shaking my booty.

Those all have to be set aside because

Next week I have Jury Duty…

2/20/15

Feb13

Pretty Sure

Posted on February 13, 2015 by Mystertim

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I have never really traveled the world,

Never sipped wine in France or floated down the Rhine.

However I am pretty sure that “Meow”

Means Be My Valentine!

2/13/15

Feb6

Not Until Tonight

Posted on February 6, 2015 by Mystertim

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About Mystertim

We have such lovely weather,

Makes me want to go and play.

But I did not win the lottery,

Guess I’ll go to work today…

04/03/2015

The day is bright and open,

We could do so many things.

Alas, today is Friday,

And I wanted onion rings!

03/27/2015

On Tuesday I had a pot of gold,

The next day it was gone.

I’m just a recent victim of,

The Classic Lepre-Con.

3/21/15

Life can be easy like a summer breeze,

Or burden you like a common schlepper.

And yet I long for everyday,

Some Dublin Dr Pepper…

3/20/15

There is no time to snooze,

Ain’t got time to have the blues.

Time to get out and hit that street

Dancing on my hap-hap-happy feet!

3/13/2015

Situations I get myself into,

Could this all be Heaven-sent?

Someone gave me candy for Purim,

But I had given it up for Lent!

3/6/2015

I will never be the King of Prussia,

Or be meister of a kapell.

However I face the sunrise with,

A smile and a honey crisp apple.

2/27/2015

Of all the things I’d like to do,

Sleeping, smooching or shaking my booty.

Those all have to be set aside because

Next week I have Jury Duty…

2/20/15

I have never really traveled the world,

Never sipped wine in France or floated down the Rhine.

However I am pretty sure that “Meow”

Means Be My Valentine!

2/13/15

Blue skies overhead,

Wind blowing through my hair.

One day left of work, but

Wishing I was there…

02/06/2015