Christmas morn was dawning,
Thought I heard Santa Claus.
My mind was just confusing things,
What I felt were Sammy’s claws.
Cats sleep 20 hours a day,
You feel like you’re always alone.
Sammy didn’t get the memo, I guess,
Constantly “Mao-ing” while I’m at home.
As a younger man, I learned one way.
Efficient, simple and that was that.
Although, now I have come to understand,
One can’t fold laundry without a cat.
There is no time to snooze,
Ain’t got time to have the blues.
Time to get out and hit that street
Dancing on my hap-hap-happy feet!