Author Archives: Mystertim

About Mystertim

Mystertim is the just a guy who has spent more than half of his life in the laboratory. Although he is not a medical doctor, he has played one behind the woodshed.

Nov21

Don’t Judge Me

Posted on November 21, 2014 by Mystertim

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New Thanksgiving recipe stalls,

This might not be my thing.

Wound up with some Funky Meatballs,

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

11/21/14

Nov14

Too Soon?

Posted on November 14, 2014 by Mystertim

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How I love the Holidays,

Sharing peace, goodwill and cheer.

Please let me be the first to say,

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

11/14/14

Nov7

Smash!

Posted on November 7, 2014 by Mystertim

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Life is not all beer and skittles,

Nor is it always laughter and grins.

There are times the darkness overcomes,

And sometimes, the monster wins.

11/7/14

Oct31

Halloween Flashback

Posted on October 31, 2014 by Mystertim

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While examining my goodie bag,

Imagine what I found.

Someone gave me several rocks.

Looks like I’ve been Charlie Browned…

10/31/14

Oct24

Coming Attractions

Posted on October 24, 2014 by Mystertim

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The weather is becoming cooler,

And I think that’s mighty keen.

But not so cool to wear a jacket

Over the skimpy costumes at Halloween!

10/24/14

Oct17

Bibliophile Aspiration

Posted on October 17, 2014 by Mystertim

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I tried my best to get it,

Lots of pleading, lots of urgin’

But I just can’t find a copy of

Newman’s “The Hard-Boiled Virgin.”

10/17/14

Oct10

Little Train That Might?

Posted on October 10, 2014 by Mystertim

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I think I can, I think I can,

Says many a working man.

Kinda makes you wonder why,

They seem to never actually try.

10/10/14

Oct3

Anything Can Happen!

Posted on October 3, 2014 by Mystertim

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I used it to navigate the Seven Seas,

To climb a mountain and learn to cook.

The world and everything in it can be yours,

If only you would open a book.

10/3/14

Sep26

No Time To Rest

Posted on September 26, 2014 by Mystertim

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Have to keep moving,

No time to be complacent.

I’ve got Halloween candy

And we are weekend adjacent!

9/26/14

Sep19

A Deep Subject

Posted on September 19, 2014 by Mystertim

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About Mystertim

New Thanksgiving recipe stalls,

This might not be my thing.

Wound up with some Funky Meatballs,

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

11/21/14

How I love the Holidays,

Sharing peace, goodwill and cheer.

Please let me be the first to say,

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

11/14/14

Life is not all beer and skittles,

Nor is it always laughter and grins.

There are times the darkness overcomes,

And sometimes, the monster wins.

11/7/14

While examining my goodie bag,

Imagine what I found.

Someone gave me several rocks.

Looks like I’ve been Charlie Browned…

10/31/14

The weather is becoming cooler,

And I think that’s mighty keen.

But not so cool to wear a jacket

Over the skimpy costumes at Halloween!

10/24/14

I tried my best to get it,

Lots of pleading, lots of urgin’

But I just can’t find a copy of

Newman’s “The Hard-Boiled Virgin.”

10/17/14

I think I can, I think I can,

Says many a working man.

Kinda makes you wonder why,

They seem to never actually try.

10/10/14

I used it to navigate the Seven Seas,

To climb a mountain and learn to cook.

The world and everything in it can be yours,

If only you would open a book.

10/3/14

Have to keep moving,

No time to be complacent.

I’ve got Halloween candy

And we are weekend adjacent!

9/26/14

Haven’t eaten for nearly two days,

No meat or cheese in honey dunked.

Had to get a colonoscopy,

Looks like I have been spelunked.

9/19/14