Author Archives: Mystertim

About Mystertim

Mystertim is the just a guy who has spent more than half of his life in the laboratory. Although he is not a medical doctor, he has played one behind the woodshed.

Oct17

Bibliophile Aspiration

Posted on October 17, 2014 by Mystertim

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I tried my best to get it,

Lots of pleading, lots of urgin’

But I just can’t find a copy of

Newman’s “The Hard-Boiled Virgin.”

10/17/14

Oct10

Little Train That Might?

Posted on October 10, 2014 by Mystertim

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I think I can, I think I can,

Says many a working man.

Kinda makes you wonder why,

They seem to never actually try.

10/10/14

Oct3

Anything Can Happen!

Posted on October 3, 2014 by Mystertim

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I used it to navigate the Seven Seas,

To climb a mountain and learn to cook.

The world and everything in it can be yours,

If only you would open a book.

10/3/14

Sep26

No Time To Rest

Posted on September 26, 2014 by Mystertim

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Have to keep moving,

No time to be complacent.

I’ve got Halloween candy

And we are weekend adjacent!

9/26/14

Sep19

A Deep Subject

Posted on September 19, 2014 by Mystertim

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Haven’t eaten for nearly two days,

No meat or cheese in honey dunked.

Had to get a colonoscopy,

Looks like I have been spelunked.

9/19/14

Sep12

Breakfast?

Posted on September 12, 2014 by Mystertim

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Too early in Hawaii,

Too early in San Ysidro.

But it’s never too early

For a chorizo burrito.

9/12/14

Sep5

Summer Memories

Posted on September 5, 2014 by Mystertim

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Summer departs taking the

Sweet strawberries, the juicy peach.

But since I live in California,

I can still go to the beach!

9/5/14

Aug29

That Doesn’t Rhyme.

Posted on August 29, 2014 by Mystertim

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Oh the places you go or have been,

The incredible sights you have seen.

And no matter if bad or good,

You tried all that exotic food.

8/29/14

Aug26

Digital Extra

Posted on August 26, 2014 by Mystertim

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Haven’t been on-line too much,

Not a Twitter, a Facebook or chat.

I’m much too busy in real life,

Playing with our fuzzy cat.

8/26/14

Aug22

Meow!

Posted on August 22, 2014 by Mystertim

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About Mystertim

I tried my best to get it,

Lots of pleading, lots of urgin’

But I just can’t find a copy of

Newman’s “The Hard-Boiled Virgin.”

10/17/14

I think I can, I think I can,

Says many a working man.

Kinda makes you wonder why,

They seem to never actually try.

10/10/14

I used it to navigate the Seven Seas,

To climb a mountain and learn to cook.

The world and everything in it can be yours,

If only you would open a book.

10/3/14

Have to keep moving,

No time to be complacent.

I’ve got Halloween candy

And we are weekend adjacent!

9/26/14

Haven’t eaten for nearly two days,

No meat or cheese in honey dunked.

Had to get a colonoscopy,

Looks like I have been spelunked.

9/19/14

Too early in Hawaii,

Too early in San Ysidro.

But it’s never too early

For a chorizo burrito.

9/12/14

Summer departs taking the

Sweet strawberries, the juicy peach.

But since I live in California,

I can still go to the beach!

9/5/14

Oh the places you go or have been,

The incredible sights you have seen.

And no matter if bad or good,

You tried all that exotic food.

8/29/14

Haven’t been on-line too much,

Not a Twitter, a Facebook or chat.

I’m much too busy in real life,

Playing with our fuzzy cat.

8/26/14

When I close my eyes forever,

Please don’t shed tears of pity.

For when Death comes to collect my soul,

She’ll be a playful, purring kitty.

8/22/14