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Author Archives: Mystertim
Nov12
Peer Pressure
Wasn’t going to do this one.
Seems trite, know what I mean?
I’m writing this silly poem ‘cuz
It’s Eleven-Twelve-Thirteen.
11/12/13
Nov8
Delicious!
Life is pretty good.
Things seem fine and dandy.
As long as I can buy,
Half-price Halloween candy!
11/8/13
Nov1
BOO!bs
Never was there a night like this,
Oh the wondrous sights I’ve seen.
People have gone from scary to naughty
Barely dressed on Halloween.
11/01/13
Oct25
Sickening II
Here I lie my brain on fire,
And feeling particularly woozy.
How I wish this wasn’t the flu,
And instead be in bed with a floozy.
10/28/13
Oct25
Sickening
This poem may turn out sloppy,
With rhymes that don’t ring true.
But there’s only so much a man can do,
When he is in bed with the flu…
10/25/13
Oct18
Sniff…
Today I search for sympathy.
Alas, Alack, Poor me!
Had a bit of an accident
And banged up my widdle knee.
10/18/13
Oct11
Who Am I?
Could have been a bureaucrat,
Or driven a yellow cab.
Instead I am a scientist
Who loves being in his lab!
10/11/13
Oct4
Don’t Be Mean!
You’ll find it carved on ancient walls,
In hieroglyphics on papyrus.
What she’s doing is nothing new.
Stop picking on Miley Cyrus!
10/04/13
Oct3
Blithe Poetry 
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