Losing myself out on Chumash land,
So peaceful, serene, every nook and cranny.
Went into the woods to chase a dream and
Wound up lying amongst the Frangipani…
Jump-starting my brain to make an advance,
Reading Dirac, Weinberg, and Witten.
I was going to be studying all weekend long,
But wound up just brushing the kitten…
Being a scientist is what I adore,
Rearranging atoms without fear!
So how did my boss ever decide,
That I’m an electrical engineer?
You don’t have to change,
Just be yourself.
Santa knows how you’ve been,
Fed info by Elf-Elf.
Could have been a bureaucrat,
Or driven a yellow cab.
Instead I am a scientist
Who loves being in his lab!