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Author Archives: Mystertim
Oct11
Who Am I?
Could have been a bureaucrat,
Or driven a yellow cab.
Instead I am a scientist
Who loves being in his lab!
10/11/13
Oct4
Don’t Be Mean!
You’ll find it carved on ancient walls,
In hieroglyphics on papyrus.
What she’s doing is nothing new.
Stop picking on Miley Cyrus!
10/04/13
Oct3
Suppertime!
Hot potato, mashed potatoes,
Alligator stew!
I want seconds,
How ’bout you?
10/3/13
Sep27
Keep Your Head in the Game
Whether you are quite uptight,
Or like to say, “Hey Mon!”
Business is still business.
And the show must always go on.
9/27/13
Sep20
Take Two!
Poetry makes me hungry,
Like jambalaya or falafel.
My poems are mostly pretty good,
But some are simply waffle…
9/20/13
Sep20
Same as My Jokes
When asked about my poetry,
Some folks hedge and waffle.
Honestly though, some are good,
While others are simply awful.
9/20/13
Sep13
I’m Not Lying
This week has been long,
Filled with challenge and strife.
I’ve never needed a Friday
This bad in my life!
9/13/13
Sep10
Oh Yeah!
They demonstrated their cunning,
Strategy, wiles and ploys.
And emerged victorious,
How ’bout them Cowboys?
9/10/13
Aug30
Utter Nonsense
I’d rather be in bed.
Resting my weary head.
But I’m at work instead.
Happy as a lump of lead.
Filled with looming dread.
About the things she said.
Watching where I tread.
So I don’t end up dead.
Just hanging by a thread.
Perhaps some day I’ll wed.
And like in books I’ve read.
I’ll finally go to bed.
To rest my weary head.
YAY!
8/30/13
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