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Author Archives: Mystertim
Sep20
Take Two!
Poetry makes me hungry,
Like jambalaya or falafel.
My poems are mostly pretty good,
But some are simply waffle…
9/20/13
Sep20
Same as My Jokes
When asked about my poetry,
Some folks hedge and waffle.
Honestly though, some are good,
While others are simply awful.
9/20/13
Sep13
I’m Not Lying
This week has been long,
Filled with challenge and strife.
I’ve never needed a Friday
This bad in my life!
9/13/13
Sep10
Oh Yeah!
They demonstrated their cunning,
Strategy, wiles and ploys.
And emerged victorious,
How ’bout them Cowboys?
9/10/13
Aug30
Utter Nonsense
I’d rather be in bed.
Resting my weary head.
But I’m at work instead.
Happy as a lump of lead.
Filled with looming dread.
About the things she said.
Watching where I tread.
So I don’t end up dead.
Just hanging by a thread.
Perhaps some day I’ll wed.
And like in books I’ve read.
I’ll finally go to bed.
To rest my weary head.
YAY!
8/30/13
Aug23
Look Out!
When times get tough and things are hard
Folks tell me that this too shall pass.
But if things don’t start getting better soon,
Watch out for my can of “Mega-Whoop-ass!”
8/23/13
Aug16
Soon My Friends
I am a man, strong and bold,
I do everything my way!
Not showing up for work tomorrow,
‘Cuz I don’t work on Saturday!
8/16/13
Aug12
Reality Strikes
Not good at the jitterbug,
Don’t know how to twerk.
Oh well, it’s Monday.
Best get back to work…
8/12/13
Aug2
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