Author Archives: Mystertim

About Mystertim

Mystertim is the just a guy who has spent more than half of his life in the laboratory. Although he is not a medical doctor, he has played one behind the woodshed.

Aug23

Look Out!

Posted on August 23, 2013 by Mystertim

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When times get tough and things are hard

Folks tell me that this too shall pass.

But if things don’t start getting better soon,

Watch out for my can of “Mega-Whoop-ass!”

8/23/13

Aug16

Soon My Friends

Posted on August 16, 2013 by Mystertim

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I am a man, strong and bold,

I do everything my way!

Not showing up for work tomorrow,

‘Cuz I don’t work on Saturday!

8/16/13

Aug12

Reality Strikes

Posted on August 12, 2013 by Mystertim

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Not good at the jitterbug,

Don’t know how to twerk.

Oh well, it’s Monday.

Best get back to work…

8/12/13

Aug2

So Very Sad

Posted on August 2, 2013 by Mystertim

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I grew up here

And played Red Rover.

Now it’s time to leave,

My vacation is over…

8/2/13

Jul28

On A Jet Plane

Posted on July 28, 2013 by Mystertim

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I did not post on Friday last week,

Did not blog nor email nor tweet.

Seems You can’t use a cell phone much

At thirty thousand feet!

7/28/13

Jul22

Sad Lunch

Posted on July 22, 2013 by Mystertim

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There are many things to eat for lunch.

And all of the choices are valid.

I really wanted a double-cheeseburger,

But instead, I settled for salad.

7/22/13

Jul12

Henry?

Posted on July 12, 2013 by Mystertim

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This summer is sticky and humid,

So I’m desperately seeking shade.

I would gladly trade my kingdom

For some ice-cold lemonade!

7/12/13

Jun28

Soon!

Posted on June 28, 2013 by Mystertim

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This week was fraught with challenges,

And most of them were stinkers!

It’s almost done, hang tough , my friends,

Today is Friday, now where’s my drinkers?

6/28/13

Jun25

Careful Out There!

Posted on June 25, 2013 by Mystertim

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Sizzling hot and golden brown,

I’m thankful for what I’m receiving.

But poke ‘em first, testing hard or soft

‘Cause French fries can be deceiving.

6/24/13

Jun23

For Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Posted on June 23, 2013 by Mystertim

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About Mystertim

When times get tough and things are hard

Folks tell me that this too shall pass.

But if things don’t start getting better soon,

Watch out for my can of “Mega-Whoop-ass!”

8/23/13

I am a man, strong and bold,

I do everything my way!

Not showing up for work tomorrow,

‘Cuz I don’t work on Saturday!

8/16/13

Not good at the jitterbug,

Don’t know how to twerk.

Oh well, it’s Monday.

Best get back to work…

8/12/13

I grew up here

And played Red Rover.

Now it’s time to leave,

My vacation is over…

8/2/13

I did not post on Friday last week,

Did not blog nor email nor tweet.

Seems You can’t use a cell phone much

At thirty thousand feet!

7/28/13

There are many things to eat for lunch.

And all of the choices are valid.

I really wanted a double-cheeseburger,

But instead, I settled for salad.

7/22/13

This summer is sticky and humid,

So I’m desperately seeking shade.

I would gladly trade my kingdom

For some ice-cold lemonade!

7/12/13

This week was fraught with challenges,

And most of them were stinkers!

It’s almost done, hang tough , my friends,

Today is Friday, now where’s my drinkers?

6/28/13

Sizzling hot and golden brown,

I’m thankful for what I’m receiving.

But poke ‘em first, testing hard or soft

‘Cause French fries can be deceiving.

6/24/13

The Super Moon is a sham, a fraud.

It is not a celestial treat.

What astrophysicists seem to forget,

Is that Poets still have to eat!

6/23/13