Author Archives: Mystertim

About Mystertim

Mystertim is the just a guy who has spent more than half of his life in the laboratory. Although he is not a medical doctor, he has played one behind the woodshed.

Feb14

So I’m thrifty…

Posted on February 14, 2013 by Mystertim

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Tonight I bathe and scrub and wash,

To spruce up like a toff.

Tomorrow we go out and celebrate,

Dear Valentine at 50% off…

2/14/13

Feb8

Snow?

Posted on February 8, 2013 by Mystertim

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Storms can be quite treacherous,

Make you land flat on your keister.

But I’m toasty warm in sunny LA,

Far away from the dread Nor’easter!

02/08/13

Feb1

February? Already?

Posted on February 1, 2013 by Mystertim

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The weather has turned beautiful!

Fresh as the month of May.

Makes it all the funnier ‘cause

I’m still preparing for Groundhog Day!

02/01/13

Jan25

Almost Made It

Posted on January 25, 2013 by Mystertim

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We’re working and it’s raining,

But I shall not fuss or pout.

Everything should be OK,

If the power doesn’t go o..

1/25/13

Jan18

Quiet, Too Quiet

Posted on January 18, 2013 by Mystertim

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So quiet in the lab today,

Which is uncomfortable and odd.

Either something big is about to start,

Or I forgot to bring my iPod.

1/18/13

Jan15

When’s the next Holiday?

Posted on January 15, 2013 by Mystertim

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Don’t you miss those holiday feasts,

With potatoes all creamy and wavy?

Main Course over cooked? Well don’t you worry,

We have Fifty Shades of Gravy!

1/15/13

Jan11

OUCH!!!!

Posted on January 11, 2013 by Mystertim

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I tumbled down the stairs today,

And I weigh more than an ounce.

I’m tired and sore, but still alive

Because luckily, “Bumbles Bounce!”

1/11/13

Jan8

Arthur Miller Moment

Posted on January 8, 2013 by Mystertim

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Breakfast meetings, late night suppers,

Trade shows are an omen.

Makes me glad I am a scientist

And not in Sales like Willy Loman…

1/8/13

Jan5

Happy!

Posted on January 5, 2013 by Mystertim

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Saturday, Saturday,

A wonderful treat!

New book to read

And pizza to eat!

1/5/13

Jan4

Grinding

Posted on January 4, 2013 by Mystertim

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About Mystertim

Tonight I bathe and scrub and wash,

To spruce up like a toff.

Tomorrow we go out and celebrate,

Dear Valentine at 50% off…

2/14/13

Storms can be quite treacherous,

Make you land flat on your keister.

But I’m toasty warm in sunny LA,

Far away from the dread Nor’easter!

02/08/13

The weather has turned beautiful!

Fresh as the month of May.

Makes it all the funnier ‘cause

I’m still preparing for Groundhog Day!

02/01/13

We’re working and it’s raining,

But I shall not fuss or pout.

Everything should be OK,

If the power doesn’t go o..

1/25/13

So quiet in the lab today,

Which is uncomfortable and odd.

Either something big is about to start,

Or I forgot to bring my iPod.

1/18/13

Don’t you miss those holiday feasts,

With potatoes all creamy and wavy?

Main Course over cooked? Well don’t you worry,

We have Fifty Shades of Gravy!

1/15/13

I tumbled down the stairs today,

And I weigh more than an ounce.

I’m tired and sore, but still alive

Because luckily, “Bumbles Bounce!”

1/11/13

Breakfast meetings, late night suppers,

Trade shows are an omen.

Makes me glad I am a scientist

And not in Sales like Willy Loman…

1/8/13

Saturday, Saturday,

A wonderful treat!

New book to read

And pizza to eat!

1/5/13

The stadium goes wild!

Fans stomp and cheer!

As I finally complete the

First reports of the year.

1/4/13