Author Archives: Mystertim

About Mystertim

Mystertim is the just a guy who has spent more than half of his life in the laboratory. Although he is not a medical doctor, he has played one behind the woodshed.

Jan11

OUCH!!!!

Posted on January 11, 2013 by Mystertim

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I tumbled down the stairs today,

And I weigh more than an ounce.

I’m tired and sore, but still alive

Because luckily, “Bumbles Bounce!”

1/11/13

Jan8

Arthur Miller Moment

Posted on January 8, 2013 by Mystertim

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Breakfast meetings, late night suppers,

Trade shows are an omen.

Makes me glad I am a scientist

And not in Sales like Willy Loman…

1/8/13

Jan5

Happy!

Posted on January 5, 2013 by Mystertim

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Saturday, Saturday,

A wonderful treat!

New book to read

And pizza to eat!

1/5/13

Jan4

Grinding

Posted on January 4, 2013 by Mystertim

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The stadium goes wild!

Fans stomp and cheer!

As I finally complete the

First reports of the year.

1/4/13

Jan1

Already?

Posted on January 1, 2013 by Mystertim

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Don’t mean to be depressing,

Or sound like a jerk.

But vacation is over

And tomorrow we work!

1/1/13

Dec30

Work Week (When?)

Posted on December 30, 2012 by Mystertim

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They say I must be diligent,

To excel at my vocation.

I tell them, “Relax, unwind!”

It’s just a week’s vacation…

12/30/12

Dec30

Walt Whitman Cliff Notes (for KW)

Posted on December 30, 2012 by Mystertim

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Must remain calm now,

I cannot lose my head.

We’re not going anywhere,

Our Captain lies stone dead.

12/30/12

Dec21

But I Want To!

Posted on December 21, 2012 by Mystertim

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I’m feeling rather sad today,

I may even shed a tear.

The lab’s closing for the holidays,

Can’t come back until next year!

12/21/12

Dec14

Happy Happy!

Posted on December 14, 2012 by Mystertim

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Christmas is coming.

Hanukkah is here.

Kwanzaa’s on the horizon.

I’m loving the holiday cheer!

12/14/12

Dec8

Friday? Where?

Posted on December 8, 2012 by Mystertim

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About Mystertim

I tumbled down the stairs today,

And I weigh more than an ounce.

I’m tired and sore, but still alive

Because luckily, “Bumbles Bounce!”

1/11/13

Breakfast meetings, late night suppers,

Trade shows are an omen.

Makes me glad I am a scientist

And not in Sales like Willy Loman…

1/8/13

Saturday, Saturday,

A wonderful treat!

New book to read

And pizza to eat!

1/5/13

The stadium goes wild!

Fans stomp and cheer!

As I finally complete the

First reports of the year.

1/4/13

Don’t mean to be depressing,

Or sound like a jerk.

But vacation is over

And tomorrow we work!

1/1/13

They say I must be diligent,

To excel at my vocation.

I tell them, “Relax, unwind!”

It’s just a week’s vacation…

12/30/12

Must remain calm now,

I cannot lose my head.

We’re not going anywhere,

Our Captain lies stone dead.

12/30/12

I’m feeling rather sad today,

I may even shed a tear.

The lab’s closing for the holidays,

Can’t come back until next year!

12/21/12

Christmas is coming.

Hanukkah is here.

Kwanzaa’s on the horizon.

I’m loving the holiday cheer!

12/14/12

My poem is late,

I’m not cranky or moody.

But I read 500 pages,

Sitting on Jury Duty!

12/8/12