“Oh no!” she cried, “This cannot be!”

“He’s just like You, but another!”

Smiling politely I reply  to her,

“I see you’ve met my brother.”

6/30/12

Sometimes I think that life is rough,

and I need a shrink to have a chat.

But then I unleash my inner beast,

which happily is a sleeping cat.

6/28/12

Some folks won’t understand it,

Saying it’s just one thing or another.

But I’m a man not afraid to say,

Sometimes a son needs to see his Mother.

6/26/12

Mornings are dark and foggy,

Warning of impending doom.

But the afternoons are sunny,

I kinda like “June Gloom!”

6/22/12

You wonder where the time goes

While gazing at the moon.

Seems like we’ve just started, but

It’s already half-past June!

6/15/12

My friend has returned from Vaykay,

We were worried about his fate.

That’s my reason anyway,

When he’s mentions my reports are late…

6/8/12

My friend is on vacation,

Seeking a brand new chica.

While I’m stuck in North Hollywood,

He is rocking Costa Rica!

6/1/12

This life has not been easy.

Times were good and times were bad.

But I never would’ve made it this far

Without my Dear Ol’ Mom and Dad!

6/17/12

Just because I am a Lab Rat

And I’m the Science Guy.

They keep asking me for answers

And I do not know why…

5/25/12

Money for nothing

And chicks for free

Sure not getting those

With my poetry…

5/18/12