Folks were talking, as they always do,
Nothing serious, just some mindless chitchat.
Elvira, they said should be displayed in a museum,
Man, I’d curate the Hell out of that!
Black cat walked under a ladder,
And over a broken mirror.
Just because it’s Friday the 13th,
Could your fear get any sheerer?
Superstitions are abundant today.
Folks are taking it to the max.
So here’s a toast to all you darling