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Author Archives: Mystertim
May17
You do the math.
Seems today is a special day,
With special numerology.
Wish I could tell you what it means,
But I studied candyology.
11/11/11
May16
Halloween
Monday night was Halloween,
Everything was fine and dandy.
Except the folks who gave me beans,
Turns out they were baked, not candy…
11/11/11
May15
Air Tight!
All the doors are fixed
Not a bit of light can be seen.
My only question is this for
The FDA or Halloween?
10/28/11
May14
Construction Finished!
Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
My laboratory was done today!
Though now I’m sad and start to weep,
Cuz I can’t use it until next week.
10/21/11
May13
October is hot in Southern California
Worked hard all my life
For great job positioning.
Still I melt every day
With no air conditioning…
10/14/11
May12
Getting ahead of ourselves
The day grows short, the night grows long.
October brings the chill of fear.
Except in retail where we say,
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
10/7/11
May12
Surprises can be good!
Destiny is a beautiful thing
It is yours and mine to take
Today’s destiny was tasty too
Enjoying Amelia’s birthday cake!
9/23/11
May10
Took out my employer’s three syllable name…
We work for the Great *** *******,
While the public points and jeers.
We don’t mind as we’ve been laughing our way
To the bank for thirty-five years!
9/16/11
May10
Blithe Poetry 
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