Kids today like fantastical things,

Androids, computers and Wookies.

I’m old-school, and loves me some

Fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies.

3/23/12

We don’t care about the weather.

No rain is for the birds.

Because working at the Lube Plant,

“Stay Dry” are dirty words…

3/16/12

War, famine, pestilence and death

Horsemen Four, such a dreadful state.

Yet I smile while drawing an inward breath

‘Cuz it’s Friday and I’m not working late.

3/9/12

Put the reports in an email,

Or maybe I should fax ‘er.

But I’m feeling so good,

Thanks to my muscle relaxer…

3/2/12

No poem.

Going hoem.

2/17/12

I thought my idea was brilliant,

But the boss gave it the big kibosh.

And if I didn’t like it, I could end up

Working at the car wash.

2/10/12

Eat some ice cream and go to the beach!

It’s as nice as a day in May.

Can you believe it’s bikini weather,

Right after Groundhog’s Day?

2/3/12

The workplace is a jungle

Complete with trees and vines.

I must make my way to the weekend

To search for Valentines!

1/27/12

Chilly days and frigid nights,

Are special LA treats.

If I was anywhere but here,

I’d still be between my sheets.

1/20/12