I’d rather be in bed.

Resting my weary head.

But I’m at work instead.

Happy as a lump of lead.

Filled with looming dread.

About the things she said.

Watching where I tread.

So I don’t end up dead.

Just hanging by a thread.

Perhaps some day I’ll wed.

And like in books I’ve read.

I’ll finally go to bed.

To rest my weary head.

YAY!

8/30/13

When times get tough and things are hard

Folks tell me that this too shall pass.

But if things don’t start getting better soon,

Watch out for my can of “Mega-Whoop-ass!”

8/23/13

I am a man, strong and bold,

I do everything my way!

Not showing up for work tomorrow,

‘Cuz I don’t work on Saturday!

8/16/13

Not good at the jitterbug,

Don’t know how to twerk.

Oh well, it’s Monday.

Best get back to work…

8/12/13

I grew up here

And played Red Rover.

Now it’s time to leave,

My vacation is over…

8/2/13

I did not post on Friday last week,

Did not blog nor email nor tweet.

Seems You can’t use a cell phone much

At thirty thousand feet!

7/28/13

There are many things to eat for lunch.

And all of the choices are valid.

I really wanted a double-cheeseburger,

But instead, I settled for salad.

7/22/13

This summer is sticky and humid,

So I’m desperately seeking shade.

I would gladly trade my kingdom

For some ice-cold lemonade!

7/12/13

This week was fraught with challenges,

And most of them were stinkers!

It’s almost done, hang tough , my friends,

Today is Friday, now where’s my drinkers?

6/28/13

Sizzling hot and golden brown,

I’m thankful for what I’m receiving.

But poke ‘em first, testing hard or soft

‘Cause French fries can be deceiving.

6/24/13