May1

May Day, May Day!

Posted on May 1, 2015 by Mystertim

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We’ve danced around the May pole,

With baskets as far as you can see.

It’s also the birth of my baby boy,

Who just turned twenty-three.

05/01/2015

May1

It’s All the Same

Posted on May 1, 2015 by Mystertim

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Tupac, Biggie and Nicki Minaj,

Have lots of hits, those three.

Yet I agree with Billy Joel,

It’s still rock and roll to me.

05/01/2015

Apr24

Pinky?

Posted on April 24, 2015 by Mystertim

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Mysteries appear all around us,

I find them wherever I am wandering.

Are they the same for everyone, I wonder,

Are you pondering what I’m pondering?

04/24/2015

Apr17

Elvis Has Left the Building

Posted on April 17, 2015 by Mystertim

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I’ve got everything a man could want,

Granted to me from above.

But baby, when I think of you,

I’ve got a hunk’a-hunk’a burning love.

04/17/2015

Apr10

Not Just for Breakfast

Posted on April 10, 2015 by Mystertim

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Having a wonderful breakfast,

Good enough for Old Paul Bunyan.

A nice, hefty liverwurst sandwich

With a big, thick slice of onion.

04/10/2015

Apr3

Bet They’d Like It

Posted on April 3, 2015 by Mystertim

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I’m not afraid of Frankenstein,

Dracula or the Mummy.

Why if I saw a Werewolf,

I’d probably rub its tummy.

04/03/2015

Apr3

Story of My Life

Posted on April 3, 2015 by Mystertim

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We have such lovely weather,

Makes me want to go and play.

But I did not win the lottery,

Guess I’ll go to work today…

04/03/2015

Mar27

Choose Your Side

Posted on March 27, 2015 by Mystertim

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The day is bright and open,

We could do so many things.

Alas, today is Friday,

And I wanted onion rings!

03/27/2015

Mar21

Since You Insist…

Posted on March 21, 2015 by Mystertim

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On Tuesday I had a pot of gold,

The next day it was gone.

I’m just a recent victim of,

The Classic Lepre-Con.

3/21/15

Mar20

Sweet, Sweet Nectar

Posted on March 20, 2015 by Mystertim

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We’ve danced around the May pole,

With baskets as far as you can see.

It’s also the birth of my baby boy,

Who just turned twenty-three.

05/01/2015

Tupac, Biggie and Nicki Minaj,

Have lots of hits, those three.

Yet I agree with Billy Joel,

It’s still rock and roll to me.

05/01/2015

Mysteries appear all around us,

I find them wherever I am wandering.

Are they the same for everyone, I wonder,

Are you pondering what I’m pondering?

04/24/2015

I’ve got everything a man could want,

Granted to me from above.

But baby, when I think of you,

I’ve got a hunk’a-hunk’a burning love.

04/17/2015

Having a wonderful breakfast,

Good enough for Old Paul Bunyan.

A nice, hefty liverwurst sandwich

With a big, thick slice of onion.

04/10/2015

I’m not afraid of Frankenstein,

Dracula or the Mummy.

Why if I saw a Werewolf,

I’d probably rub its tummy.

04/03/2015

We have such lovely weather,

Makes me want to go and play.

But I did not win the lottery,

Guess I’ll go to work today…

04/03/2015

The day is bright and open,

We could do so many things.

Alas, today is Friday,

And I wanted onion rings!

03/27/2015

On Tuesday I had a pot of gold,

The next day it was gone.

I’m just a recent victim of,

The Classic Lepre-Con.

3/21/15

Life can be easy like a summer breeze,

Or burden you like a common schlepper.

And yet I long for everyday,

Some Dublin Dr Pepper…

3/20/15