May8
May1
Candyman
I’ve always wanted to be loved,
I mention it in all my prayers.
Some believe I’m a sweet, sweet man,
But there’s more to me than gummi bears!
05/01/2015
May1
May Day, May Day!
We’ve danced around the May pole,
With baskets as far as you can see.
It’s also the birth of my baby boy,
Who just turned twenty-three.
05/01/2015
May1
It’s All the Same
Tupac, Biggie and Nicki Minaj,
Have lots of hits, those three.
Yet I agree with Billy Joel,
It’s still rock and roll to me.
05/01/2015
Apr24
Pinky?
Mysteries appear all around us,
I find them wherever I am wandering.
Are they the same for everyone, I wonder,
Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
04/24/2015
Apr17
Elvis Has Left the Building
I’ve got everything a man could want,
Granted to me from above.
But baby, when I think of you,
I’ve got a hunk’a-hunk’a burning love.
04/17/2015
Apr10
Not Just for Breakfast
Having a wonderful breakfast,
Good enough for Old Paul Bunyan.
A nice, hefty liverwurst sandwich
With a big, thick slice of onion.
04/10/2015
Apr3
Bet They’d Like It
I’m not afraid of Frankenstein,
Dracula or the Mummy.
Why if I saw a Werewolf,
I’d probably rub its tummy.
04/03/2015
Apr3
Story of My Life
We have such lovely weather,
Makes me want to go and play.
But I did not win the lottery,
Guess I’ll go to work today…
04/03/2015
Mar27
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