Dec5

Redemption

Posted on December 5, 2014 by Mystertim

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Whenever life is getting me down,

And everything appears to be a trap.

I remember those that turned it around,

Ebenezer Scrooge and Spinal Tap.

12/5/14

Nov28

My Thoughts

Posted on November 28, 2014 by Mystertim

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Traditional Thanksgiving has become a sham?

A fraud, a phony, just kitsch?

Those that say that can take a hike,

While I enjoy my turkey sandwich.

11/28/14

Nov23

It Does the Trick!

Posted on November 23, 2014 by Mystertim

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Corporate potluck luncheon,

Naught but bologna and cheese in sight.

But adding a cellophane toothpick

Makes everything all right.

11/23/14

Nov21

Don’t Judge Me

Posted on November 21, 2014 by Mystertim

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New Thanksgiving recipe stalls,

This might not be my thing.

Wound up with some Funky Meatballs,

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

11/21/14

Nov14

Too Soon?

Posted on November 14, 2014 by Mystertim

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How I love the Holidays,

Sharing peace, goodwill and cheer.

Please let me be the first to say,

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

11/14/14

Nov7

Smash!

Posted on November 7, 2014 by Mystertim

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Life is not all beer and skittles,

Nor is it always laughter and grins.

There are times the darkness overcomes,

And sometimes, the monster wins.

11/7/14

Oct31

Halloween Flashback

Posted on October 31, 2014 by Mystertim

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While examining my goodie bag,

Imagine what I found.

Someone gave me several rocks.

Looks like I’ve been Charlie Browned…

10/31/14

Oct24

Coming Attractions

Posted on October 24, 2014 by Mystertim

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The weather is becoming cooler,

And I think that’s mighty keen.

But not so cool to wear a jacket

Over the skimpy costumes at Halloween!

10/24/14

Oct17

Bibliophile Aspiration

Posted on October 17, 2014 by Mystertim

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I tried my best to get it,

Lots of pleading, lots of urgin’

But I just can’t find a copy of

Newman’s “The Hard-Boiled Virgin.”

10/17/14

Oct10

Little Train That Might?

Posted on October 10, 2014 by Mystertim

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Whenever life is getting me down,

And everything appears to be a trap.

I remember those that turned it around,

Ebenezer Scrooge and Spinal Tap.

12/5/14

Traditional Thanksgiving has become a sham?

A fraud, a phony, just kitsch?

Those that say that can take a hike,

While I enjoy my turkey sandwich.

11/28/14

Corporate potluck luncheon,

Naught but bologna and cheese in sight.

But adding a cellophane toothpick

Makes everything all right.

11/23/14

New Thanksgiving recipe stalls,

This might not be my thing.

Wound up with some Funky Meatballs,

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

11/21/14

How I love the Holidays,

Sharing peace, goodwill and cheer.

Please let me be the first to say,

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

11/14/14

Life is not all beer and skittles,

Nor is it always laughter and grins.

There are times the darkness overcomes,

And sometimes, the monster wins.

11/7/14

While examining my goodie bag,

Imagine what I found.

Someone gave me several rocks.

Looks like I’ve been Charlie Browned…

10/31/14

The weather is becoming cooler,

And I think that’s mighty keen.

But not so cool to wear a jacket

Over the skimpy costumes at Halloween!

10/24/14

I tried my best to get it,

Lots of pleading, lots of urgin’

But I just can’t find a copy of

Newman’s “The Hard-Boiled Virgin.”

10/17/14

I think I can, I think I can,

Says many a working man.

Kinda makes you wonder why,

They seem to never actually try.

10/10/14