Jan3
Dec27
Late Holiday Poems #4
He sees you when you’re sleeping,
He knows when you’re awake.
He monetizes it on YouTube,
Where’s my percent of the take?
12/27/14
Dec27
Late Holiday Poems #3
The New Year creeps upon us,
And Christmas Spirit begins to taper.
If only we could be happy all year,
Like kittens with wrapping paper.
12/27/14
Dec27
Late Holiday Poems #2
I care about so many things,
Like puppies, kittens, the barrier reefs.
But no told me on Boxing Day,
That it was wrong to show my boxer briefs.
12/27/14
Dec27
Late Holiday Poems #1
I got a double-burning candle for my birthday,
Which is on Christmas Day, you see?
One end to light my birthday cake,
And the other to light the tree.
12/27/14
Dec19
Come Again?
Time to dust off old sayings,
That have been sitting on the shelf.
Like, “I agree with you more
Than you agree with yourself.”
12/19/14
Dec12
Brush with Fame
I ran into an entourage today,
Led by a man by the name of Ray-J.
Always glad to shake the hand
That tended Kardashian’s daisy…
12/12/14
Dec5
Redemption
Whenever life is getting me down,
And everything appears to be a trap.
I remember those that turned it around,
Ebenezer Scrooge and Spinal Tap.
12/5/14
Nov28
My Thoughts
Traditional Thanksgiving has become a sham?
A fraud, a phony, just kitsch?
Those that say that can take a hike,
While I enjoy my turkey sandwich.
11/28/14
Nov23
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