Dec19

Come Again?

Posted on December 19, 2014 by Mystertim

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Time to dust off old sayings,

That have been sitting on the shelf.

Like, “I agree with you more

Than you agree with yourself.”

12/19/14

Dec12

Brush with Fame

Posted on December 12, 2014 by Mystertim

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I ran into an entourage today,

Led by a man by the name of Ray-J.

Always glad to shake the hand

That tended Kardashian’s daisy…

12/12/14

Dec5

Redemption

Posted on December 5, 2014 by Mystertim

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Whenever life is getting me down,

And everything appears to be a trap.

I remember those that turned it around,

Ebenezer Scrooge and Spinal Tap.

12/5/14

Nov28

My Thoughts

Posted on November 28, 2014 by Mystertim

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Traditional Thanksgiving has become a sham?

A fraud, a phony, just kitsch?

Those that say that can take a hike,

While I enjoy my turkey sandwich.

11/28/14

Nov23

It Does the Trick!

Posted on November 23, 2014 by Mystertim

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Corporate potluck luncheon,

Naught but bologna and cheese in sight.

But adding a cellophane toothpick

Makes everything all right.

11/23/14

Nov21

Don’t Judge Me

Posted on November 21, 2014 by Mystertim

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New Thanksgiving recipe stalls,

This might not be my thing.

Wound up with some Funky Meatballs,

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

11/21/14

Nov14

Too Soon?

Posted on November 14, 2014 by Mystertim

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How I love the Holidays,

Sharing peace, goodwill and cheer.

Please let me be the first to say,

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

11/14/14

Nov7

Smash!

Posted on November 7, 2014 by Mystertim

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Life is not all beer and skittles,

Nor is it always laughter and grins.

There are times the darkness overcomes,

And sometimes, the monster wins.

11/7/14

Oct31

Halloween Flashback

Posted on October 31, 2014 by Mystertim

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While examining my goodie bag,

Imagine what I found.

Someone gave me several rocks.

Looks like I’ve been Charlie Browned…

10/31/14

Oct24

Coming Attractions

Posted on October 24, 2014 by Mystertim

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Time to dust off old sayings,

That have been sitting on the shelf.

Like, “I agree with you more

Than you agree with yourself.”

12/19/14

I ran into an entourage today,

Led by a man by the name of Ray-J.

Always glad to shake the hand

That tended Kardashian’s daisy…

12/12/14

Whenever life is getting me down,

And everything appears to be a trap.

I remember those that turned it around,

Ebenezer Scrooge and Spinal Tap.

12/5/14

Traditional Thanksgiving has become a sham?

A fraud, a phony, just kitsch?

Those that say that can take a hike,

While I enjoy my turkey sandwich.

11/28/14

Corporate potluck luncheon,

Naught but bologna and cheese in sight.

But adding a cellophane toothpick

Makes everything all right.

11/23/14

New Thanksgiving recipe stalls,

This might not be my thing.

Wound up with some Funky Meatballs,

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

11/21/14

How I love the Holidays,

Sharing peace, goodwill and cheer.

Please let me be the first to say,

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

11/14/14

Life is not all beer and skittles,

Nor is it always laughter and grins.

There are times the darkness overcomes,

And sometimes, the monster wins.

11/7/14

While examining my goodie bag,

Imagine what I found.

Someone gave me several rocks.

Looks like I’ve been Charlie Browned…

10/31/14

The weather is becoming cooler,

And I think that’s mighty keen.

But not so cool to wear a jacket

Over the skimpy costumes at Halloween!

10/24/14