Feb14

Yeah, Right

Posted on February 14, 2014 by Mystertim

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A dozen long-stem roses were delivered.

The ladies were mewing like an alley cat.

She had told him, “Don’t!” and “Men never listen.”

Like we’re gonna fall for that!

2/14/14

Feb7

You Busy?

Posted on February 7, 2014 by Mystertim

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My objective is almost due,

And it cannot afford to be late.

Valentine’s Day is next Friday

And I have yet to find a date!

2/7/14

Jan31

Of Course, Of Course

Posted on January 31, 2014 by Mystertim

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Today is Chinese New Year.

And from everything I read,

Seems it is the Year of the Horse,

But no mention about Mr. Ed.

1/31/14

Jan27

Seriously?

Posted on January 27, 2014 by Mystertim

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I took a day off,

Thought no one would see.

Amazed how many people asked,

“Where was my poetry.”

1/27/14

Jan17

Look Out!

Posted on January 17, 2014 by Mystertim

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My body strains with excitement,

Going to Vegas, parties, the works.

Must keep my wits about me ’cause

Behind the weekend, Monday lurks.

1/17/14

Jan10

Yeah!

Posted on January 10, 2014 by Mystertim

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You may not be a Jedi,

Or fly a black tie fighter,

But you own that darn textbook,

With your mighty highlighter!

1/10/14

Jan3

It’s All Relative

Posted on January 3, 2014 by Mystertim

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Christmas was fantastic!

New Year has gone round the bend.

Now I’m back, hard at work.

Won’t this year ever end?

1/3/14

Dec31

Samantha (The Cat)

Posted on December 31, 2013 by Mystertim

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Sammy, Sammy loves eggs and spammy

To fill her furry belly.

Once I gave her leg of lamby,

But she doesn’t like mint jelly.

12/31/13

Dec27

Party On!

Posted on December 27, 2013 by Mystertim

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Wednesday was my birthday!

How to spend it was my quandary.

But opening gifts left me no doubt,

I did seven loads of laundry.

12/27/13

Dec24

How Does This Work?

Posted on December 24, 2013 by Mystertim

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A dozen long-stem roses were delivered.

The ladies were mewing like an alley cat.

She had told him, “Don’t!” and “Men never listen.”

Like we’re gonna fall for that!

2/14/14

My objective is almost due,

And it cannot afford to be late.

Valentine’s Day is next Friday

And I have yet to find a date!

2/7/14

Today is Chinese New Year.

And from everything I read,

Seems it is the Year of the Horse,

But no mention about Mr. Ed.

1/31/14

I took a day off,

Thought no one would see.

Amazed how many people asked,

“Where was my poetry.”

1/27/14

My body strains with excitement,

Going to Vegas, parties, the works.

Must keep my wits about me ’cause

Behind the weekend, Monday lurks.

1/17/14

You may not be a Jedi,

Or fly a black tie fighter,

But you own that darn textbook,

With your mighty highlighter!

1/10/14

Christmas was fantastic!

New Year has gone round the bend.

Now I’m back, hard at work.

Won’t this year ever end?

1/3/14

Sammy, Sammy loves eggs and spammy

To fill her furry belly.

Once I gave her leg of lamby,

But she doesn’t like mint jelly.

12/31/13

Wednesday was my birthday!

How to spend it was my quandary.

But opening gifts left me no doubt,

I did seven loads of laundry.

12/27/13

Checked the dictionary,

Examined all the specs.

Christmas just cannot be spelled

Starting with an “X”

12/24/13