Oct25

Sickening II

Posted on October 25, 2013 by Mystertim

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Here I lie my brain on fire,

And feeling particularly woozy.

How I wish this wasn’t the flu,

And instead be in bed with a floozy.

10/28/13

Oct25

Sickening

Posted on October 25, 2013 by Mystertim

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This poem may turn out sloppy,

With rhymes that don’t ring true.

But there’s only so much a man can do,

When he is in bed with the flu…

10/25/13

Oct18

Sniff…

Posted on October 18, 2013 by Mystertim

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Today I search for sympathy.

Alas, Alack, Poor me!

Had a bit of an accident

And banged up my widdle knee.

10/18/13

Oct11

Who Am I?

Posted on October 11, 2013 by Mystertim

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Could have been a bureaucrat,

Or driven a yellow cab.

Instead I am a scientist

Who loves being in his lab!

10/11/13

Oct4

Don’t Be Mean!

Posted on October 4, 2013 by Mystertim

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You’ll find it carved on ancient walls,

In hieroglyphics on papyrus.

What she’s doing is nothing new.

Stop picking on Miley Cyrus!

10/04/13

Oct3

Suppertime!

Posted on October 3, 2013 by Mystertim

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Hot potato, mashed potatoes,

Alligator stew!

I want seconds,

How ’bout you?

10/3/13

Sep27

Keep Your Head in the Game

Posted on September 27, 2013 by Mystertim

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Whether you are quite uptight,

Or like to say, “Hey Mon!”

Business is still business.

And the show must always go on.

9/27/13

Sep20

Take Two!

Posted on September 20, 2013 by Mystertim

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Poetry makes me hungry,

Like jambalaya or falafel.

My poems are mostly pretty good,

But some are simply waffle…

9/20/13

Sep20

Same as My Jokes

Posted on September 20, 2013 by Mystertim

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When asked about my poetry,

Some folks hedge and waffle.

Honestly though, some are good,

While others are simply awful.

9/20/13

Sep13

I’m Not Lying

Posted on September 13, 2013 by Mystertim

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Here I lie my brain on fire,

And feeling particularly woozy.

How I wish this wasn’t the flu,

And instead be in bed with a floozy.

10/28/13

This poem may turn out sloppy,

With rhymes that don’t ring true.

But there’s only so much a man can do,

When he is in bed with the flu…

10/25/13

Today I search for sympathy.

Alas, Alack, Poor me!

Had a bit of an accident

And banged up my widdle knee.

10/18/13

Could have been a bureaucrat,

Or driven a yellow cab.

Instead I am a scientist

Who loves being in his lab!

10/11/13

You’ll find it carved on ancient walls,

In hieroglyphics on papyrus.

What she’s doing is nothing new.

Stop picking on Miley Cyrus!

10/04/13

Hot potato, mashed potatoes,

Alligator stew!

I want seconds,

How ’bout you?

10/3/13

Whether you are quite uptight,

Or like to say, “Hey Mon!”

Business is still business.

And the show must always go on.

9/27/13

Poetry makes me hungry,

Like jambalaya or falafel.

My poems are mostly pretty good,

But some are simply waffle…

9/20/13

When asked about my poetry,

Some folks hedge and waffle.

Honestly though, some are good,

While others are simply awful.

9/20/13

This week has been long,

Filled with challenge and strife.

I’ve never needed a Friday

This bad in my life!

9/13/13