Mar1

Bonus Poem: Let Me In!

Posted on March 1, 2013 by Mystertim

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We wait and wait and wait and wait,

Until we take root like a tree.

When will they ever unlock my lab?

As the photog says, “Where’s my key?”

3/1/13

Mar1

What time is it?

Posted on March 1, 2013 by Mystertim

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I yawn, I stretch, I rub my eyes,

I must look quite the fright.

They’ve moved the time of the morning shift,

Now we start in the middle of the night.

3/1/13

Feb22

Rooster Sauce!

Posted on February 22, 2013 by Mystertim

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Spicy food can move my soul,

Grab my taste buds yelling “Gotcha!”

Many thanks to Huy Fong Foods and

David Tran for creating Sriracha!

2/22/13

Feb15

So Difficult…

Posted on February 15, 2013 by Mystertim

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Dating is quite complicated,

And the protocol’s a hassle.

Think it’d be much simpler to say,

“You’re cute! Ya wanna wrassle?”

2/15/13

Feb14

So I’m thrifty…

Posted on February 14, 2013 by Mystertim

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Tonight I bathe and scrub and wash,

To spruce up like a toff.

Tomorrow we go out and celebrate,

Dear Valentine at 50% off…

2/14/13

Feb8

Snow?

Posted on February 8, 2013 by Mystertim

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Storms can be quite treacherous,

Make you land flat on your keister.

But I’m toasty warm in sunny LA,

Far away from the dread Nor’easter!

02/08/13

Feb1

February? Already?

Posted on February 1, 2013 by Mystertim

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The weather has turned beautiful!

Fresh as the month of May.

Makes it all the funnier ‘cause

I’m still preparing for Groundhog Day!

02/01/13

Jan25

Almost Made It

Posted on January 25, 2013 by Mystertim

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We’re working and it’s raining,

But I shall not fuss or pout.

Everything should be OK,

If the power doesn’t go o..

1/25/13

Jan18

Quiet, Too Quiet

Posted on January 18, 2013 by Mystertim

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So quiet in the lab today,

Which is uncomfortable and odd.

Either something big is about to start,

Or I forgot to bring my iPod.

1/18/13

Jan15

When’s the next Holiday?

Posted on January 15, 2013 by Mystertim

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We wait and wait and wait and wait,

Until we take root like a tree.

When will they ever unlock my lab?

As the photog says, “Where’s my key?”

3/1/13

I yawn, I stretch, I rub my eyes,

I must look quite the fright.

They’ve moved the time of the morning shift,

Now we start in the middle of the night.

3/1/13

Spicy food can move my soul,

Grab my taste buds yelling “Gotcha!”

Many thanks to Huy Fong Foods and

David Tran for creating Sriracha!

2/22/13

Dating is quite complicated,

And the protocol’s a hassle.

Think it’d be much simpler to say,

“You’re cute! Ya wanna wrassle?”

2/15/13

Tonight I bathe and scrub and wash,

To spruce up like a toff.

Tomorrow we go out and celebrate,

Dear Valentine at 50% off…

2/14/13

Storms can be quite treacherous,

Make you land flat on your keister.

But I’m toasty warm in sunny LA,

Far away from the dread Nor’easter!

02/08/13

The weather has turned beautiful!

Fresh as the month of May.

Makes it all the funnier ‘cause

I’m still preparing for Groundhog Day!

02/01/13

We’re working and it’s raining,

But I shall not fuss or pout.

Everything should be OK,

If the power doesn’t go o..

1/25/13

So quiet in the lab today,

Which is uncomfortable and odd.

Either something big is about to start,

Or I forgot to bring my iPod.

1/18/13

Don’t you miss those holiday feasts,

With potatoes all creamy and wavy?

Main Course over cooked? Well don’t you worry,

We have Fifty Shades of Gravy!

1/15/13