How I would love to spend the days

On the beach in the shade of palm trees.

With a light breeze, cool drinks, stuff to eat

And a hot friend down between my k…

4/27/12

Today was an exciting day!

It gave me quite a thrill.

I pulled that red alarm up front,

And caused a fire drill.

4/20/12

A Black Cat just ran past me,

As I walked beneath the ladder.

Breaking mirrors doesn’t worry me

‘Cuz Friday the 13^th, just doesn’t matter.

4/13/12

Work started an hour late today.

Made me a wee bit surly.

Things are turning around because,

We have doughnuts and are going home early!

4/6/12

Some folks live in fine mansions.

Other folks live in grass huts.

Yet all ask the very same question:

Where are all the doughnuts?

3/30/12

Kids today like fantastical things,

Androids, computers and Wookies.

I’m old-school, and loves me some

Fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies.

3/23/12

We don’t care about the weather.

No rain is for the birds.

Because working at the Lube Plant,

“Stay Dry” are dirty words…

3/16/12

War, famine, pestilence and death

Horsemen Four, such a dreadful state.

Yet I smile while drawing an inward breath

‘Cuz it’s Friday and I’m not working late.

3/9/12

Put the reports in an email,

Or maybe I should fax ‘er.

But I’m feeling so good,

Thanks to my muscle relaxer…

3/2/12

No poem.

Going hoem.

2/17/12