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Tag Archives: bad poetry
May10
Took out my employer’s three syllable name…
We work for the Great *** *******,
While the public points and jeers.
We don’t mind as we’ve been laughing our way
To the bank for thirty-five years!
9/16/11
May10
You see, the guy was out of town
I cannot find the words today
I’m feeling pure frustration
How do I write a poem
For a man who’s on vacation?
9/2/11
May7
Positive Resolution!
My friend, sometimes he worries me
Could his syndrome be Asperger?
Doesn’t really matter now,
He bought me that cheeseburger!
8/26/11
May6
If you are going to wager…
My friend, he is a Welshman
Just call it a hunch
This week he lost a bet to me
And never bought me lunch…
8/19/11
May6
Still no water
Everything is covered
With dry, dirty streaks
Would love to clean up
But no water – 2 weeks
8/12/11
May4
I had lost water in my lab…
The hot winds of August are like a roaring train
The blazing sun is really quite a pain.
But in the Lab, it is dry as dust
Somehow, the water pipes have bust
At least outside, it could rain…
8/5/11
May3
My Personal Favorite!
Friday is my longest day,
The time drags on so long.
Because I can’t wait for Friday night
And get my ice cream on!
7/29/11
May1
Southern California Tale of Woe
I love my job, I love my boss
They help me thrive and survive
But there is nothing they can do
To protect me from the 405
7/15/11
Apr30
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