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Tag Archives: ice cream
Jul3
Undeniable
I may be getting older,
Gaining weight, gaining wrinkles.
But the truth that remains self-evident is,
I love ice cream with sprinkles.
07/03/2021
May10
WTH?
When I was an little bitty gator,
My Mamma would toss me in a crater.
I crawled back out to find something to chomp.
But I couldn’t get a waiter,
So I told them, “Later.”
Wound up taking a romp right through the swamp.
05/10/2020
Aug22
Dumb and Misspelled
I like chicken,
I like beef.
Put some food,
Between my teef!
08/22/2019
Dec15
Ice Cream, Stat!
Straight from the oven, it’s piping hot.
With speed so fast, I would shame a cheetah,
Molten cheese fuses to the roof of my mouth.
There’s nothing worse than a sneaky pizza!
12/15/2017
Sep22
Sundae!
Looked in the mirror this morning,
Much less hair and many more wrinkles.
Enough to drive a man into the darkness.
Not me though, I have ice cream, with sprinkles!
09/22/2017
Sep15
Happiness Is…
I tried to think of happier thoughts,
True love, Christmas or ice cream cones.
They couldn’t compete with the sheer delight,
Of Sammy chomping on alligator bones.
09/15/2017
Jun30
Bomb Pops! (I Wish)
Working in an industrial park,
Is a fine place to make a buck.
But although “park” is in its name,
There is never an ice cream truck.
06/30/2017
Jul15
With Sprinkles!
I cursed out my alarm clock,
It was such a pleasant dream.
All alone in bed, I was
With chocolate chip ice cream.
07/15/2016
May3
Blithe Poetry 