Sep9
When I woke up this morning,
It was from a terrible dream.
When I woke up this morning,
It was from an awful, wicked dream.
My Baby, she done left me,
And took all of her ice cream.
She took all of her sprinkles,
That made me laugh and act so merry.
She took all of her sprinkles,
Rainbow crunchies that made me merry.
I loved that woman so,
I even let her take my cherry.
Her whipped cream is just a memory,
Always tasted nice and sweet.
That whipped cream is just a memory,
Always tasted nice and sweet.
Don’t know if I’ll ever find,
Another tasty treat to eat.
I miss my little darling,
Two scoops of pure sashay.
I miss my little darling,
I’d give up two weeks’ pay.
Just to meet her in the kitchen,
For a banana split sundae.
09/09/2026
Jun16
I love the way you gaze at me,
Hot summer nights, your body shimmers, sweat twinkles.
That sly seductive smile as you reach out,
And give me ice cream with sprinkles.
06/16/2022
Jul3
I may be getting older,
Gaining weight, gaining wrinkles.
But the truth that remains self-evident is,
I love ice cream with sprinkles.
07/03/2021
May10
When I was an little bitty gator,
My Mamma would toss me in a crater.
I crawled back out to find something to chomp.
But I couldn’t get a waiter,
So I told them, “Later.”
Wound up taking a romp right through the swamp.
05/10/2020
Aug22
I like chicken,
I like beef.
Put some food,
Between my teef!
08/22/2019
Dec15
Straight from the oven, it’s piping hot.
With speed so fast, I would shame a cheetah,
Molten cheese fuses to the roof of my mouth.
There’s nothing worse than a sneaky pizza!
12/15/2017
Sep22
Looked in the mirror this morning,
Much less hair and many more wrinkles.
Enough to drive a man into the darkness.
Not me though, I have ice cream, with sprinkles!
09/22/2017
Sep15
I tried to think of happier thoughts,
True love, Christmas or ice cream cones.
They couldn’t compete with the sheer delight,
Of Sammy chomping on alligator bones.
09/15/2017
Jun30
Working in an industrial park,
Is a fine place to make a buck.
But although “park” is in its name,
There is never an ice cream truck.
06/30/2017
Jul15
I cursed out my alarm clock,
It was such a pleasant dream.
All alone in bed, I was
With chocolate chip ice cream.
07/15/2016
Blithe Poetry 
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