Author Archives: Mystertim

About Mystertim

Mystertim is the just a guy who has spent more than half of his life in the laboratory. Although he is not a medical doctor, he has played one behind the woodshed.

May27

So Delicious

Posted on May 27, 2016 by Mystertim

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I’ve traveled many highways,

And walked many cloisters.

But had to go to Les Sisters,

To get some fried oysters.

05/27/2016

May24

It Was A Trap

Posted on May 24, 2016 by Mystertim

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So warm, furry, soft and purry,

I thought, “This could be a trap!”

Strange how such a tiny kitten,

Could convince me to take a nap.

05/24/2016

May20

Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes!

Posted on May 20, 2016 by Mystertim

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First week at a brand new job,

Where my talents and strengths are being used.

Forgot to clear it with Sammy though,

So my schedule has her thoroughly confused.

05/20/2016

May13

Kitten’s Choice

Posted on May 13, 2016 by Mystertim

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I’m trying to think,

But my thinker is stickin’

What would Sammy like

To eat with her chicken?

05/13/2016

May6

Is Too a Word

Posted on May 6, 2016 by Mystertim

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A mystery Starvin’ Marvin is lurking near,

Their motive sure has me baffled.

But my blueberry pie was left right here,

Looks like it has been snaffled.

05/06/2016

Apr29

What do I do with this Spoon?

Posted on April 29, 2016 by Mystertim

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Romance is in the air today,

Love gives me a special thrill.

Was going to write a mushy poem,

But moon doesn’t rhyme with April…

04/29/2016

Apr22

Just a Play-Bite

Posted on April 22, 2016 by Mystertim

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I really tried to warn you,

It cannot be fixed by crying.

Sometimes my sweet little kitten

Is really a mighty lion!

04/22/2016

Apr15

Gotta Dance!

Posted on April 15, 2016 by Mystertim

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The week is finally over,

So what are you going to do?

I’m going to mambo out of here

Doing the Electric Boogaloo!

04/15/2016

Apr8

Don’t Like Coffee

Posted on April 8, 2016 by Mystertim

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The alarm clock rings, time to get up,

Be worldly, smart, wise like Yoda.

But my mojo just don’t percolate

Until I have that morning soda.

04/08/2016

Apr6

Pants II

Posted on April 6, 2016 by Mystertim

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About Mystertim

I’ve traveled many highways,

And walked many cloisters.

But had to go to Les Sisters,

To get some fried oysters.

05/27/2016

So warm, furry, soft and purry,

I thought, “This could be a trap!”

Strange how such a tiny kitten,

Could convince me to take a nap.

05/24/2016

First week at a brand new job,

Where my talents and strengths are being used.

Forgot to clear it with Sammy though,

So my schedule has her thoroughly confused.

05/20/2016

I’m trying to think,

But my thinker is stickin’

What would Sammy like

To eat with her chicken?

05/13/2016

A mystery Starvin’ Marvin is lurking near,

Their motive sure has me baffled.

But my blueberry pie was left right here,

Looks like it has been snaffled.

05/06/2016

Romance is in the air today,

Love gives me a special thrill.

Was going to write a mushy poem,

But moon doesn’t rhyme with April…

04/29/2016

I really tried to warn you,

It cannot be fixed by crying.

Sometimes my sweet little kitten

Is really a mighty lion!

04/22/2016

The week is finally over,

So what are you going to do?

I’m going to mambo out of here

Doing the Electric Boogaloo!

04/15/2016

The alarm clock rings, time to get up,

Be worldly, smart, wise like Yoda.

But my mojo just don’t percolate

Until I have that morning soda.

04/08/2016

Got a new suit and looking sharp.

It is like a brand new me.

However I must remember that,

With great pants, comes great responsibility!

04/06/2016