Went to the kitchen for some salsa,
Came back to make a tasty tostada.
But Sammy had run off to the Ramada,
With every bit of my carne asada!
I tried to think of happier thoughts,
True love, Christmas or ice cream cones.
They couldn’t compete with the sheer delight,
Of Sammy chomping on alligator bones.
I love my kitten lots and lots.
I love her more than tater tots!
I love my kitten, yes I do!
I would never, ever put her in the stew.
Hurricanes, politics, hatred and war,
Every day of our lives are filled with struggles.
And whenever I am feeling overwhelmed,
I can always depend on kitten snuggles.
It makes Sammy sad when I have to go to work,
She rubs against my legs and flops down on the floor.
And just when I think she couldn’t possibly be more cute,
She turns it up, even cuter and blocking the door.