Cats sleep 20 hours a day,
You feel like you’re always alone.
Sammy didn’t get the memo, I guess,
Constantly “Mao-ing” while I’m at home.
I made the offer from the good of my heart,
Yet her reaction made me feel like a leper.
Although she showed some interest it seems,
Sammy does not like Diet Dr Pepper.
Sammy in the sunlight,
Daddy in the shade.
Both are sound asleep,
Hope that they get paid.
Cleaning up the diet, working out every day,
Seems overwhelming, like a Herculean feat.
But I have to get with it so that when I die,
Sammy has something nutritious to eat.