It’s Saturday night and I just got paid,
How I love living in the big city.
Theatre, concerts, an endless parade!
I spent the night brushing my kitty.
Jump-starting my brain to make an advance,
Reading Dirac, Weinberg, and Witten.
I was going to be studying all weekend long,
But wound up just brushing the kitten…
As a younger man, I learned one way.
Efficient, simple and that was that.
Although, now I have come to understand,
One can’t fold laundry without a cat.
Sammy and I are not quite the same,
I am a human, she es el gato.
The thing however, we both love,
Is a tasty tuna taco!
Pour vous, mon cher, ma petite!
Un eclair, like you, so sweet.
Hmm, it is not fit to eat?
You’d rather have a kitty treat!