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Author Archives: Mystertim
Mar14
I Want It Returned
I’ve never really understood,
Or perhaps I am a bit slow,
Went to bed normally on Saturday night,
Come Sunday, where did my hour go?
03/14/2016
Mar4
My Armour, My Sword!
Alcohol is probably the popular choice,
Followed by cocaine, ecstasy and peyote.
Don’t use any of that stuff because
I am a modern-day Don Quixote.
03/04/2016
Feb26
Feeling it
Been listening to the older tunes,
Everything from Unicorn to Should I go or should I stay.
Only a few still light a fire in my soul,
Remember it’s better to burn out than fade away…
02/26/2016
Feb21
He’s a Lil Gentleman
My brother is a fancy guy,
His bathroom has a bidet.
Me, I hang out at McDonald’s
Eating some fish fillet…
02/21/2016
Feb19
Makes a Great Breakfast!
Our cooking styles work well for us,
Though the recipes will never save lives.
For breakfast we had cheesy tater tots,
With hot sauce, sour cream and chives.
02/19/2016
Feb12
Yawn
Depression is a wicked thing,
Can make you sad and weepy.
Rest assured that I’m not sad,
Just really, really sleepy.
02/12/2016
Feb9
A Cat and Her Human
Sammy and Daddy sitting in a chair,
One is bald, the other has hair.
They love to take naps, but can’t tell you how,
Only Sammy knows and she just says, “mao.”
02/09/2016
Feb5
Too Scary!
Some folks are afraid of monsters,
Even different people, say, a leper.
Supernatural things don’t scare me though,
Unless it’s nachos topped with a ghost pepper.
02/05/2016
Jan29
Blithe Poetry 
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