Temperatures have been rising,

If you walk, please take a spotter.

Wear a hat, sit in the shade, and

Always drink lots of water!

7/13/12

Absent from the lab for seven days.

One might think I was out of sorts.

A family emergency took me away

And as a result, just three reports!

7/6/12

Childhood was a wonderful time,

It had but one minor blister.

If we woke her up, we had to play with her.

Course I like her now,  my Baby Sister.

7/1/12

“Oh no!” she cried, “This cannot be!”

“He’s just like You, but another!”

Smiling politely I reply  to her,

“I see you’ve met my brother.”

6/30/12

Sometimes I think that life is rough,

and I need a shrink to have a chat.

But then I unleash my inner beast,

which happily is a sleeping cat.

6/28/12

Some folks won’t understand it,

Saying it’s just one thing or another.

But I’m a man not afraid to say,

Sometimes a son needs to see his Mother.

6/26/12

Mornings are dark and foggy,

Warning of impending doom.

But the afternoons are sunny,

I kinda like “June Gloom!”

6/22/12

You wonder where the time goes

While gazing at the moon.

Seems like we’ve just started, but

It’s already half-past June!

6/15/12

My friend has returned from Vaykay,

We were worried about his fate.

That’s my reason anyway,

When he’s mentions my reports are late…

6/8/12

My friend is on vacation,

Seeking a brand new chica.

While I’m stuck in North Hollywood,

He is rocking Costa Rica!

6/1/12