Three days long,

Three days short.

Come in on Friday?

[redacted retort]

12/29/11

I love my lab, I really do

So it’s with great dismay

That I must leave it empty for

An extended holiday…

12/23/11

Be good my little children

For Christmas time is near.

Listen closely for Old Santa

And his sleigh with eight reindeer.

And take caution older kidlets

Treat all with loving care.

For you will never realize

When an elf is standing there.

And as for me, you’ll find me

Underneath the mistletoe

Waiting for a rendezvous

With the Girls from Deveraux

Do not laugh or spite me

Or call me a so-and-so

Either know my heart is full of love

Or I’m just an old mofo…

12/2/11

I’d like to do great things today,

Though it seems I’m out of luck.

Just spend my morning cooking

For the company pot luck!

(Not really.)

12/16/11

No poem.

No fun.

I’m late.

Gotta run!

12/9/11

Busy as the day has been,

Moving from here to there.

I just can’t help but stop & think,

I have the best job anywhere!

12/2/11

Temperature is chilly

Frozen is the loam.

This week is too short

To come up with a poem…

11/23/11

Thanksgiving is fast approaching!

Time to perform your best kitchen tricks.

Don’t worry if things turn out dry because,

There’s nothing that gravy can’t fix!

11/18/11

Seems today is a special day,

With special numerology.

Wish I could tell you what it means,

But I studied candyology.

11/11/11

Monday night was Halloween,

Everything was fine and dandy.

Except the folks who gave me beans,

Turns out they were baked, not candy…

11/11/11