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May18

Thanksgiving!

Posted on May 18, 2012 by Mystertim
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Thanksgiving is fast approaching!

Time to perform your best kitchen tricks.

Don’t worry if things turn out dry because,

There’s nothing that gravy can’t fix!

11/18/11

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May17

You do the math.

Posted on May 17, 2012 by Mystertim
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Seems today is a special day,

With special numerology.

Wish I could tell you what it means,

But I studied candyology.

11/11/11

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May16

Halloween

Posted on May 16, 2012 by Mystertim
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Monday night was Halloween,

Everything was fine and dandy.

Except the folks who gave me beans,

Turns out they were baked, not candy…

11/11/11

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May15

Air Tight!

Posted on May 15, 2012 by Mystertim
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All the doors are fixed

Not a bit of light can be seen.

My only question is this for

The FDA or Halloween?

10/28/11

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May14

Construction Finished!

Posted on May 14, 2012 by Mystertim
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Oh frabjous day! Callooh!  Callay!

My laboratory was done today!

Though now I’m sad and start to weep,

Cuz I can’t use it until next week.

10/21/11

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May13

October is hot in Southern California

Posted on May 13, 2012 by Mystertim
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Worked hard all my life

For great job positioning.

Still I melt every day

With no air conditioning…

10/14/11

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May12

Getting ahead of ourselves

Posted on May 12, 2012 by Mystertim
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The day grows short, the night grows long.

October brings the chill of fear.

Except in retail where we say,

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

10/7/11

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May12

Surprises can be good!

Posted on May 12, 2012 by Mystertim
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Destiny is a beautiful thing

It is yours and mine to take

Today’s destiny was tasty too

Enjoying Amelia’s birthday cake!

9/23/11

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May10

Took out my employer’s three syllable name…

Posted on May 10, 2012 by Mystertim
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We work for the Great *** *******,

While the public points and jeers.

We don’t mind as we’ve been laughing our way

To the bank for thirty-five years!

9/16/11

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May10

You see, the guy was out of town

Posted on May 10, 2012 by Mystertim
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I cannot find the words today

I’m feeling pure frustration

How do I write a poem

For a man who’s on vacation?

9/2/11

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