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May10

Took out my employer’s three syllable name…

Posted on May 10, 2012 by Mystertim
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We work for the Great *** *******,

While the public points and jeers.

We don’t mind as we’ve been laughing our way

To the bank for thirty-five years!

9/16/11

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May10

You see, the guy was out of town

Posted on May 10, 2012 by Mystertim
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I cannot find the words today

I’m feeling pure frustration

How do I write a poem

For a man who’s on vacation?

9/2/11

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May7

Positive Resolution!

Posted on May 7, 2012 by Mystertim
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My friend, sometimes he worries me

Could his syndrome be Asperger?

Doesn’t really matter now,

He bought me that cheeseburger!

8/26/11

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May6

If you are going to wager…

Posted on May 6, 2012 by Mystertim
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My friend, he is a Welshman

Just call it a hunch

This week he lost a bet to me

And never bought me lunch…

8/19/11

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May6

Still no water

Posted on May 6, 2012 by Mystertim
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Everything is covered

With dry, dirty streaks

Would love to clean up

But no water – 2 weeks

8/12/11

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May4

I had lost water in my lab…

Posted on May 4, 2012 by Mystertim
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The hot winds of August are like a roaring train

The blazing sun is really quite a pain.

But in the Lab, it is dry as dust

Somehow, the water pipes have bust

At least outside, it could rain…

8/5/11

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May3

My Personal Favorite!

Posted on May 3, 2012 by Mystertim
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Friday is my longest day,

The time drags on so long.

Because I can’t wait for Friday night

And get my ice cream on!

7/29/11

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May1

Southern California Tale of Woe

Posted on May 1, 2012 by Mystertim
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I love my job, I love my boss

They help me thrive and survive

But there is nothing they can do

To protect me from the 405

7/15/11

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Apr30

It was a very short work-week

Posted on April 30, 2012 by Mystertim
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Short Week

Short Report

Hope they still

Stand up in court!

7/8/11

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Apr29

Fourth of July

Posted on April 29, 2012 by Mystertim
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For baseball, I miss Willie Mays

For potato chips, please bring me Lay’s

Bring corn on the cob (once called maize)

For the holiday, let’s take off the next three days!

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!!!

God Bless America and Those that Stand with Us!

7/1/11

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