When I close my eyes forever,

Please don’t shed tears of pity.

For when Death comes to collect my soul,

She’ll be a playful, purring kitty.

8/22/14

At times life can be very bleak.

Everything is dark and grey.

But next to me is a purring cat.

I think I’ll stick around today.

8/17/14

The stars go out, one by one.

And darkness comes before the fall.

As time runs out, I want you to know,

I have dearly loved you all.

8/15/14

I still feel like a randy  youth,

Full of hopes and dreams but no fears.

So how could it ever possibly be,

I’ve been divorced for 26 years?

8/8/14

Why are you sleeping?

The night is young, come and play!

Midnight Cat Dancing

7/26/14

Arguments rage with passion and fire.

Are daleks really primitive droids?

It gets mighty crowded at Comic-Con,

Be sure to bring plenty of Altoids.

7/25/14

Behold the sleeping kitten,

In the corner, by the door.

So calm, peaceful and fuzzy.

Thank Heavens she doesn’t snore.

7/21/14

I’m feeling mighty buoyant,

Feel lighter than an ounce.

What makes me so happy?

My paycheck doesn’t bounce!

6/20/14

My son is quite the artist.

He paints and draws and doodles.

To keep that mighty engine fed,

I give him spam and noodles.

6/8/14