When I need a break from this hectic world,
I like sit and read.
Whether in my chair or in the woods,
It’s good, my brain to feed.
Their battle has lasted for centuries,
Although a split decision seems to appear.
William won the literary scholars and,
The commercial dog doesn’t yell “Shakespeare!”
I have scoured the entire internet,
Read absolutely everybody’s blogs.
Couldn’t even find it at the Newberry,
The history of spaghetti with little hot dogs.