The critics say that I repeat myself,
Writing insufferably about my cat.
Well, I’m no student of literature so,
I’ll let the professors write about that.
The Newberry Library is under renovation,
Why? Updates, some possible erosion.
Thing I can’t quite understand though is,
How one renovates without an explosion!
I love the scent of flowers,
While sitting in the shade.
No two ways about it,
Ferdinand had it made.
When I need a break from this hectic world,
I like sit and read.
Whether in my chair or in the woods,
It’s good, my brain to feed.
Their battle has lasted for centuries,
Although a split decision seems to appear.
William won the literary scholars and,
The commercial dog doesn’t yell “Shakespeare!”
I have scoured the entire internet,
Read absolutely everybody’s blogs.
Couldn’t even find it at the Newberry,
The history of spaghetti with little hot dogs.