Tag Archives: 3-minute poem

May3

Life is Hard

Posted on May 3, 2013 by Mystertim

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Midwest winters brought us snow and ice,

Cold enough to make your eyeballs freeze.

The only ice we have in LA, cools our drinks

In the shade of swaying palm trees.

5/3/13

Apr26

Attitude is Everything!

Posted on April 26, 2013 by Mystertim

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Sometimes we crave the material things,

Louis Vuitton, Rolex or Pradas.

I don’t have them, but feel just fine,

Cuz they brought me some d*mn fine tostadas!

4/26/13

Apr19

Singing in the Rain!

Posted on April 19, 2013 by Mystertim

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Friday night is nigh upon us,

And I’m feeling like a little romance.

So move the chairs and clear the floor,

Cause I really GOTTA DANCE!

4/19/13

Apr12

Annette

Posted on April 12, 2013 by Mystertim

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Ms Funicello has left us.

I’m feeling so sad and forlorn.

Only one way known to feel better,

Beach Blanket Bingo and fresh popcorn!

4/12/13

Apr5

Wearing My Tux!

Posted on April 5, 2013 by Mystertim

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Tonight we laugh, we sing, we toast.

It is time to relax and play.

Dance to forget all about your work.

At least until Monday…

4/5/13

Mar29

Bunnies?

Posted on March 29, 2013 by Mystertim

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Sound the trumpets!

Bang the drums!

For something wonderful

The weekend comes!

3/29/13

Mar22

Safety Geek

Posted on March 22, 2013 by Mystertim

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Right to Know Compliance Station,

Installed, Brand Spanking New!

How I wish that it contained

The Things I Thought I Knew…

3/22/13

Mar15

Et Tu?

Posted on March 15, 2013 by Mystertim

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Today is a day best spent inside,

Or to hide, perched up in a larch.

One never knows what might happen today.

So Beware the Ides of March!

3/15/13

Mar8

Bunnies!

Posted on March 8, 2013 by Mystertim

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The world today seems awfully grim,

Yet I feel fine and dandy.

What makes me smile when times are dark?

Chocolate Easter candy!

03/08/13

Mar1

Bonus Poem: Let Me In!

Posted on March 1, 2013 by Mystertim

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Midwest winters brought us snow and ice,

Cold enough to make your eyeballs freeze.

The only ice we have in LA, cools our drinks

In the shade of swaying palm trees.

5/3/13

Sometimes we crave the material things,

Louis Vuitton, Rolex or Pradas.

I don’t have them, but feel just fine,

Cuz they brought me some d*mn fine tostadas!

4/26/13

Friday night is nigh upon us,

And I’m feeling like a little romance.

So move the chairs and clear the floor,

Cause I really GOTTA DANCE!

4/19/13

Ms Funicello has left us.

I’m feeling so sad and forlorn.

Only one way known to feel better,

Beach Blanket Bingo and fresh popcorn!

4/12/13

Tonight we laugh, we sing, we toast.

It is time to relax and play.

Dance to forget all about your work.

At least until Monday…

4/5/13

Sound the trumpets!

Bang the drums!

For something wonderful

The weekend comes!

3/29/13

Right to Know Compliance Station,

Installed, Brand Spanking New!

How I wish that it contained

The Things I Thought I Knew…

3/22/13

Today is a day best spent inside,

Or to hide, perched up in a larch.

One never knows what might happen today.

So Beware the Ides of March!

3/15/13

The world today seems awfully grim,

Yet I feel fine and dandy.

What makes me smile when times are dark?

Chocolate Easter candy!

03/08/13

We wait and wait and wait and wait,

Until we take root like a tree.

When will they ever unlock my lab?

As the photog says, “Where’s my key?”

3/1/13