Having a penis is a dangerous thing.

Like having a camera with auto-zoom.

It makes me buy ridiculous stuff,

Like Kim Kardashian’s latest perfume…

05/10/2018

Losing myself out on Chumash land,

So peaceful, serene, every nook and cranny.

Went into the woods to chase a dream and

Wound up lying amongst the Frangipani…

04/17/2018

Trying so hard to get things done,

Life, after all is a forward progression.

Yet inside I’m lonely, empty and lost,

Crippled by this m*****f***** depression.

04/17/2018

Heavy is the head that wears the crown,

And loathe though I am to put it down,

To let another man rule in my stead.

For have that happen, I would need to be dead.

03/29/2018

I’d like to be working in my lab,

Or on a beach with an outdoor bar.

I’d like to be most anywhere,

Than in this legal seminar…

03/02/2018

Again we worry about nuclear war,

Killer robots, mass murder, insanity!

Shut out all the noise to join me,

Canoodling underneath this tree.

02/24/2017

10 – 12 hours each day at my job,

Just trying to stay inspired.

Hopefully, I’ll publish several more poems,

Before I am finally expired…

02/18/2018

Mired in depression and corporate life,

All they want from me is to take, take, take.

My day did get a little brighter though,

Someone brought me a fresh cupcake!

02/09/2017

He wrote those silly poems,

And made a few folks laugh.

The last thing that he ever wrote

Made a fitting epitaph.

02/02/2018

Lying upon my flophouse bed,

Thinking about the words she said,

That life would better if I was dead.

So I put a bullet through my head.

01/06/2018

Crippled by this mf depression.