Author Archives: Mystertim

About Mystertim

Mystertim is the just a guy who has spent more than half of his life in the laboratory. Although he is not a medical doctor, he has played one behind the woodshed.

Jan3

It’s All Relative

Posted on January 3, 2014 by Mystertim

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Christmas was fantastic!

New Year has gone round the bend.

Now I’m back, hard at work.

Won’t this year ever end?

1/3/14

Dec31

Samantha (The Cat)

Posted on December 31, 2013 by Mystertim

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Sammy, Sammy loves eggs and spammy

To fill her furry belly.

Once I gave her leg of lamby,

But she doesn’t like mint jelly.

12/31/13

Dec27

Party On!

Posted on December 27, 2013 by Mystertim

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Wednesday was my birthday!

How to spend it was my quandary.

But opening gifts left me no doubt,

I did seven loads of laundry.

12/27/13

Dec24

How Does This Work?

Posted on December 24, 2013 by Mystertim

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Checked the dictionary,

Examined all the specs.

Christmas just cannot be spelled

Starting with an “X”

12/24/13

Dec20

NSA (Naturally Santa Audits)

Posted on December 20, 2013 by Mystertim

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You don’t have to change,

Just be yourself.

Santa knows how you’ve been,

Fed info by Elf-Elf.

12/20/13

Dec13

Aim High

Posted on December 13, 2013 by Mystertim

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The Christmas season is upon us,

Being good is quite the test.

But even if Santa wasn’t watching,

I’m going to try my very best.

12/13/13

Dec6

Staying Alive

Posted on December 6, 2013 by Mystertim

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It ain’t the meat, it’s the motion.

It’s all in how you use it.

Make some room and stand amazed,

As I dance to the universe’s music.

12/06/13

Nov27

Required Writing

Posted on November 27, 2013 by Mystertim

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Thanksgiving is upon us all,

Celebrate your holiday savvy.

Break out your credit cards and

Something, something gravy…!

11/27/13

Nov27

Why? Oh Why?

Posted on November 27, 2013 by Mystertim

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They call me a weirdo,

A monster, a freak.

‘Cuz I can’t wait to

Start work next week!

11/27/13

Nov22

No Reason Really

Posted on November 22, 2013 by Mystertim

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About Mystertim

Christmas was fantastic!

New Year has gone round the bend.

Now I’m back, hard at work.

Won’t this year ever end?

1/3/14

Sammy, Sammy loves eggs and spammy

To fill her furry belly.

Once I gave her leg of lamby,

But she doesn’t like mint jelly.

12/31/13

Wednesday was my birthday!

How to spend it was my quandary.

But opening gifts left me no doubt,

I did seven loads of laundry.

12/27/13

Checked the dictionary,

Examined all the specs.

Christmas just cannot be spelled

Starting with an “X”

12/24/13

You don’t have to change,

Just be yourself.

Santa knows how you’ve been,

Fed info by Elf-Elf.

12/20/13

The Christmas season is upon us,

Being good is quite the test.

But even if Santa wasn’t watching,

I’m going to try my very best.

12/13/13

It ain’t the meat, it’s the motion.

It’s all in how you use it.

Make some room and stand amazed,

As I dance to the universe’s music.

12/06/13

Thanksgiving is upon us all,

Celebrate your holiday savvy.

Break out your credit cards and

Something, something gravy…!

11/27/13

They call me a weirdo,

A monster, a freak.

‘Cuz I can’t wait to

Start work next week!

11/27/13

Higgle-De-Piggile-De-Doo,

The mouse took off his shoe.

He twitched his nose,

Said, “I suppose,

That those will have to do.

11/22/13